Dechristo

I'd give it a go, but I'm not confident I can tune the instrument.

I almost posted this exact same thing. This is too damn bizarre, Dechristo. Are you my alter-ego? No, but I may be your altar-ego. Just wait and see. The church will be full of friends and family when your altar-ego takes over and starts spewing inappropriate syllables all over the place: addressing the priest as "Preacher Pederast" and then, turning to your intended, assuming a posture and facial contortion reminiscent of Billy Bob in Slingblade and saying with a southern drawl in a loud voice for the entire gathered to hear, "you sure got a pretty mouth".

ahhh, butt it would be tiresome to repeatedly climb the finger crack route of BrokeBack Mountain.

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanconiosis

depends on temperature and relative humidity

I don't suppose residue of Michaelangelo's sweat remains.

Black Mind Disease

I thought Ted Nugent was the "Motor City MadMan".

dry bones?

I've got your "short answer"... oh shit, how do I edit that before it's posted? Oh no, too late. I'm about to click the "continue" button and...

I love this shit

What the fuck are you talking about with "ugly mind", then?

And you have an ugly mind. That book gives me the creeps. Great grammar lessons in it though... The humor is that I used that phrase in its historical connotation of comment on the speech of another... knowing there was a probability the more recent sexual connotation would be recognized. It was your ugly mind that chose to receive only the sexual implication. I love this, you rule, thanks.

I studied on it some...

You sure got a pretty mouth

"certainly demonstrates the diversity of the word..."

No, he's from Oilmansville.

What/who is our country? Federal, State, County governments? I tire of the attitude toward government that empowers with expectation of panaceic/utopian effect; dream on. If you're passionate about an issue, it's up to you to administrate an affect.

someone needs to tell Dave his fly is down.

you forgot a hyphen. Never forget the hyphen.

welcome to the Borg.

witch grammer r yu talkin' 'bout? Ma pap's maw ore ma ma's maw?

The Mayan calendar ends in 2012 in prediction of the death and resurrection of Chuck Norris. It will be known as the Second Coming of Chuck.