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Dechristo

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  1. Yeah, Happy Birthdays Will & GraceE.
  2. Dechristo

    Quality gif

    Dope, but, a pretty choppy schtick on dial-up.
  3. Dechristo

    A Lesson

    We all do.
  4. You climb without partners, eh?
  5. I, also, wondered about that one.
  6. Dechristo

    damn!

    Octo-pussy. Damn. Does that infer octo-uterus? Poor girl would need to mainline Midol if she had cramps; transfusions for heavy-flow days. Octopussy => V8
  7. Pork is edible regardless of color... or political persuasion.
  8. Dechristo

    damn!

    No doubt
  9. I hear they're an effective tool for drying-off small pets.
  10. Dumpster-divin'
  11. That's why she has her hand on her crotch: she's a sprayer.
  12. Don't forget the frugality and epicurean delights available from the temporary storage containers located behind the aforementioned establishments; don't let the term "dumpster" deter you.
  13. She's scolding Chuck Norris's Mini-Me.
  14. Chuck Norris hates anyone who uses the term "numb chucks".
  15. you're both pie-polar
  16. Chuck Norris must use a Freshette to piss.
  17. Resume da monkey pit.
  18. Jon is a patent killer. Chuck E. Cheese knows this and is forced to hold a gun to Jon's head while Chuck Norris is shaving to keep him from cutting his own choad.
  19. Chuck Norris is a patent killer. He knows this and is forced to hold a gun to his head while shaving to keep from cutting his own throat.
  20. They said you had the manners of a Mongolian horde.
  21. amniotic
  22. Is there anything man hasn't packed into intestines? ...what a set-up...
  23. If you want the Gregory Denali (Pro), I'll make you a good deal on mine.
  24. worthy, initially.
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