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Dechristo

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  1. Ooooommmmmmmmanipadmahummmmmm
  2. Fought fire on a 5,000+ acre wildland fire from 2100 saturday till 1900 sunday. I was knackered and burnt-out.
  3. The current suspects for ringleaders of internet spray:
  4. Dechristo

    OMFG, part 2

    Happiness is a warm thumb, mama.
  5. One, how appropriate there's a fuel (Esso) sign in the background. Two, that's the biggest blue bag I've ever seen.
  6. perhaps it is simply that Prana's fashion lines have fallen out of favor.
  7. speach pie?
  8. That would be "aught six" if you're referencing "thirty aught six". ...or did you use the wrong vowel in "six"
  9. pie
  10. They are headquartered in Arkansas...
  11. you think the photo was altered to include Malone?
  12. "see that curb and gutter on the edge of the street? Crawl with your hands, elbows, knees, and feet tight in the gutter for eight blocks wearing your harness with a rack of big pro and dragging a rope with eight pounds tied to it."
  13. I, for one, am very thankful there is no shortage of arbiters of proper perspective.
  14. whoa... that's a helluva rack on that snaffle!
  15. Barbara: Georgie, the fruit Satan offered Adam and Eve was a pomegranate. GW: Mom, my picture Bible clearly shows him offering an apple. Barbara: Is not. GW: is too Barbara: nyuh uh GW: uh huh Barbara: Let's call Pat Barbara and GW struggle for the phone until Barbara slaps poor Georgie down. Pat: Hello, God's arch-anus, I mean, archangel here. Barbara: Patprick, I mean, Patrick, Barbara here. Georgie and I are having an argument again about the literal word of God. What was the fruit Satan offered Adam and Eve that caused them to fall into Sin and get tossed out of the Garden of Eden; an apple or a pomegranate? Pat: Neither, Babs. It was a single-bound combination of the Communist Manifesto and Koran illustrated by The Nodder and dripping with speach. Barbara: OMG! GW: What's speach? Laura, when we go nite-nite, is always asking me to "whip some up". Barbara: That west Texas tramp... Georgie, nevermind. Just take God's arch-anus, I mean, archangel's word for it and go continue the Crusade... I mean, the spreading of Democracy.
  16. Dechristo

    Favorite Pie?

    Fruit pie category: elderberry from my grandmother's kitchen Meat Pie: Lake Superior Pasty with onions, carrots, potatoes, and beef w/brown gravy. Restaurant pie: triple chocolate pie w/coffee.
  17. gloat wall
  18. you're surprised?
  19. goad wall
  20. Dechristo

    UAL victim

    They provide the freshest meat for snacks if you crash.
  21. Western Union To: Pat Robertson From: God Message: STFU dweeb
  22. Dechristo

    UAL victim

    not by my experience.
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