Barbara: Georgie, the fruit Satan offered Adam and Eve was a pomegranate.
GW: Mom, my picture Bible clearly shows him offering an apple.
Barbara: Is not.
GW: is too
Barbara: nyuh uh
GW: uh huh
Barbara: Let's call Pat
Barbara and GW struggle for the phone until Barbara slaps poor Georgie down.
Pat: Hello, God's arch-anus, I mean, archangel here.
Barbara: Patprick, I mean, Patrick, Barbara here. Georgie and I are having an argument again about the literal word of God. What was the fruit Satan offered Adam and Eve that caused them to fall into Sin and get tossed out of the Garden of Eden; an apple or a pomegranate?
Pat: Neither, Babs. It was a single-bound combination of the Communist Manifesto and Koran illustrated by The Nodder and dripping with speach.
Barbara: OMG!
GW: What's speach? Laura, when we go nite-nite, is always asking me to "whip some up".
Barbara: That west Texas tramp... Georgie, nevermind. Just take God's arch-anus, I mean, archangel's word for it and go continue the Crusade... I mean, the spreading of Democracy.