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Dechristo

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  1. Dechristo

    OMFG, part 2

    Happiness is a warm thumb, mama.
  2. One, how appropriate there's a fuel (Esso) sign in the background. Two, that's the biggest blue bag I've ever seen.
  3. perhaps it is simply that Prana's fashion lines have fallen out of favor.
  4. speach pie?
  5. That would be "aught six" if you're referencing "thirty aught six". ...or did you use the wrong vowel in "six"
  6. pie
  7. They are headquartered in Arkansas...
  8. you think the photo was altered to include Malone?
  9. "see that curb and gutter on the edge of the street? Crawl with your hands, elbows, knees, and feet tight in the gutter for eight blocks wearing your harness with a rack of big pro and dragging a rope with eight pounds tied to it."
  10. I, for one, am very thankful there is no shortage of arbiters of proper perspective.
  11. whoa... that's a helluva rack on that snaffle!
  12. Barbara: Georgie, the fruit Satan offered Adam and Eve was a pomegranate. GW: Mom, my picture Bible clearly shows him offering an apple. Barbara: Is not. GW: is too Barbara: nyuh uh GW: uh huh Barbara: Let's call Pat Barbara and GW struggle for the phone until Barbara slaps poor Georgie down. Pat: Hello, God's arch-anus, I mean, archangel here. Barbara: Patprick, I mean, Patrick, Barbara here. Georgie and I are having an argument again about the literal word of God. What was the fruit Satan offered Adam and Eve that caused them to fall into Sin and get tossed out of the Garden of Eden; an apple or a pomegranate? Pat: Neither, Babs. It was a single-bound combination of the Communist Manifesto and Koran illustrated by The Nodder and dripping with speach. Barbara: OMG! GW: What's speach? Laura, when we go nite-nite, is always asking me to "whip some up". Barbara: That west Texas tramp... Georgie, nevermind. Just take God's arch-anus, I mean, archangel's word for it and go continue the Crusade... I mean, the spreading of Democracy.
  13. Dechristo

    Favorite Pie?

    Fruit pie category: elderberry from my grandmother's kitchen Meat Pie: Lake Superior Pasty with onions, carrots, potatoes, and beef w/brown gravy. Restaurant pie: triple chocolate pie w/coffee.
  14. gloat wall
  15. you're surprised?
  16. goad wall
  17. Dechristo

    UAL victim

    They provide the freshest meat for snacks if you crash.
  18. Western Union To: Pat Robertson From: God Message: STFU dweeb
  19. Dechristo

    UAL victim

    not by my experience.
  20. Dechristo

    UAL victim

    Fly in central asia if you want to know third-world.
  21. Paraphrase of a dust jacket: At the onset of the twenty-first century, humanity stands on the verge of the most transforming and thrilling period in its history. It will be an era in which the very nature of what it means to be human will be both enriched and challenged, as our species breaks the shackles of its genetic legacy and achieves inconceivable heights of intelligence, material progress, and longevity. The argument has been made that with the ever-accelerating rate of technological change, computers will rival the full range of human intelligence at its best. The next step in this inexorable evolutionary process: the union of human and machine, in which the knowledge and skills embedded in our brains will be combined with the vastly greater capacity, speed, and knowledge-sharing ability of our own creations. That merging is the essence of the Singularity, an era in which our intelligence will become increasingly non-biological and trillions of times more powerful than it is today - the dawning of a new civilization that will enable us to transcend our biological limitations and amplify our creativity. In this new world, there will be no clear distinction between human and machine, real reality and virtual reality. We will be able to assume different bodies and take on a range of personae at will. In practical terms, human aging and illness will be reversed; pollution will be stopped; world hunger and poverty will be solved. Nano-technology will make it possible to create virtually any physical product using inexpensive information processes and will ultimately turn even death into a soluble problem. While the social and philosophical ramifications of these changes will be profound, and the threats they pose considerable, maintained is a radically optomistic view of the future course of human development. As such, it is a view of the coming age that is both a dramatic culmination of centuries of technological ingenuity and a genuinely inspiring vision of our ultimate destiny.
  22. friggin' 24kbps connection! That's a tight avatar display, espirita.
  23. Dechristo

    grammar

    thanks, I always forget that
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