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He's mooning the gloating E, you putz. Looks like the trawler fouled on a whale.

Better watch her... that's the same manner of thinking that consumed the guy who shot Lennon.

Of course, he's got his water bottle on his desk to substantiate that he's a climber.

uhhh..., I can't argue with this statement: “Sex that is not indecent can transmit disease while indecent sex might not,” they ruled.

She's from Santa Fe. She's probably suing the supermarket for not delivering the brie she ordered by mental telepathy.

waaaaaahhhhhhhhh it hurts don't. stop.

Ouray Ice Park News December 2005 Ice Park to Open December 17th Despite the unusually warm weather in November, Rob has been out there making ice. He has a great base coat and is building on it daily. Many of the backcountry climbs are also coming in: Eureka, South Mineral and Skylight are all forming nicely. There are still a few clinic spots left. You can sign up with this link through the Ice Festival Website, http://www.ourayicefestival.com/clinics.php or go directly to San Juan Mountain Guides, http://ourayclimbing.com/ The competitive fields for the Ouray Ice Festival have been set, and the invited field is truly international. There is also an open field vying to dethrone the best. Make time in your festival schedule to watch the best in the world from our new, close-to-the-action viewing stand. The new Ice Park merchandise is on its way, and you will be the first to preview our collection right here at www.ourayicefestival.com. A new subtitle will be posted as soon as the merchandise arrives. Be the first to show off these new fashion statements. The park and festival are pleased to welcome new Ouray business sponsors, Mouse’s Chocolates, Artisans Bakery, Billy Goat Gruffs, 736 Main Street (sushi), North Moon Gallery, Sara Sharpe’s Secret Garden B&B and Fine Catering, and Apteka Liquor and Convenience. We thank these merchants for joining the ice side. Make sure to patronize these and all the business members displaying the ice park smile. We are continuing to work toward a better festival. We have added a slide presentation Saturday night following the auction in the San Juan Room of the Community Center. Only one month till the fest. Have you made plans yet? Garry Schalla Associate Director OIPI

...and drug-free. Dad will be jealous of the bats available for oral decpitation.

oh, salt in the wound. Nice

I'm in a pissy mood. I can't be happy for ya. Yer a dick for flaunting your happiness.

Would that be his wife?

'kin ay

New last line for The Twelve Days of Christmas: "...and a booty to warm my cold toes!"

...bavarian wood-carver...

You've found my case of misplaced hymens???

didn't know there was such widespread enmity toward pig-pederasterism. sheep porkers...

No need of a pardon. Although, the request is kind. I heard you had a "hair-trigger". Heard about when you had to take a leak, mistook a hair for your hair-trigger and pissed down the inside of your pantleg instead.

Purest poop-pocket-pickin' pipe-puffin' pinhead-pated pig pederast. Would your sensibilities remain intact if I hyphenated "pig-pederast"? You can depend on a myoptic boulderer to look and find offense where little is to be seen... How'd your trip to the Neverland Ranch go?

I'm up for adoption.

pederast. crossing the line bitch.

No doubt. I smiled and laughed until face and gut ached.

quit movin' your Frigidaire box to different alleys.

C'mon. It's supposed to be shit no one can give you. Oh wait, I get it. You already have that title; no one can give you what you already own. Love that word. It's almost an onomatopoeia.

Me. They want my designs for a 120mpg carburetor, atomizing ray-gun, and alchemistic gold. The fuckers are gettin' close... I can smell the foul bastards...

A biker buddy, who's now 65yo, told me that when he dies I could make lampshades out of his skin (he wants me to); dude has a serious amount of ink. I'm wonderin' what to do with his ear. It has a tat of a worm crawlin' out of it.