Dechristo

kinky bastard

Peace? Love? A different self-image? Your physique when you were half your age? Utopia? A career in ________? A "perfect" significant other? Last night, I fell/tumbled head-over-heels down a flight of stairs onto a concrete floor and got up without a scratch. I'll take that.

Purest poop-pocket-pickin' pipe-puffin' pinhead-pated pig pederast.

You gonna sing us the Pina Colada song?

Speak of economical alternatives and up jumps a boulderer.

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tunnel under agebottom: to...

I'll do it

Watch out! Those sneaky fuckin' Canucks could be diggin' tunnels.

A Northern gets a Barbie Barbie gets bondage Barbie bout ta get a cap in da ho's azz

Fastest-growing thread (and Chaps' introduction to cc.com) http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/threadz/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/465286/page/0/fpart/1/vc/1

Canada was England's consolation prize.

Just remember to practice safe math sex by using a conundrum.

Her lips are insured by Lloyd's should a terrorist apply Preparation H to 'em.

I doan know, E. I herd heez a member of one of them nations attackin' Merica with an army of one-armed-bandits an turnin' ordinary hard-workin' Mericans into fugitives.

As the existential, experience of existence, is grounded in the seminal notion of "I think, therefore I am" every life is one of faith.

Elk is tops by me.

To recognize something, you must know it.

"Ohhhh, Babs, somebody sent you a turd!"

I have no problem killing to eat. But, I like you, so I'm gonna just take what I need as I need it.

Doesn't everybody with a DeC...I mean, "DC" license plate?

You disgust me.

Is this a Dante level between purgatory and heaven?

If Angelina or Charlize were playin' the part of "Maria", they'd pull aome Matrix shit on those krauts.