Dechristo

I ain't gonna do it without the Fez on.

Poor thing. I'm sending my United Negro College Fund contribution to her instead.

WOW! Who knew this mess was all the work of the mastermind Scottish terrorist Stewart Ben Laddy?

In your case, that would be hyped-sexualism.

Please ask permission next time.

peanut butter and jelly socks

maybe someone called him an unhyphenated pig pederast.

Yeah, that might work, too.

(ellas mcdaniel) 1956 I walk 47 miles of barbed wire, I use a cobra-snake for a necktie, I got a brand new house on the roadside, Made from rattlesnake hide, I got a brand new chimney made on top, Made out of a human skull, Now come on take a walk with me, arlene, And tell me, who do you love? Who do you love? Who do you love? Who do you love? Who do you love? Tombstone hand and a graveyard mine, Just 22 and I don’t mind dying. Who do you love? Who do you love? Who do you love? Who do you love? I rode around the town, use a rattlesnake whip, Take it easy arlene, don’t give me no lip, Who do you love? Who do you love? Who do you love? Who do you love? Night was dark, but the sky was blue, Down the alley, the ice-wagon flew, Heard a bump, and somebody screamed, You should have heard just what I seen. Who do you love? Who do you love? Who do you love? Who do you love? Arlene took me by my hand, And she said ooowee bo, you know I understand. Who do you love? Who do you love? Who do you love? Who do you love?

DUDE! I think I recognize that guy. wasn't he in Vertical Limit?

Then you diss all people. For, indeed, all people have their own religion. The word "religion" is of the same root as "ligament". Both infer "tying" or "to be tied" to. Every person is tied to their own personal beliefs whether those beliefs concur with a billion other souls or no one. Your belief, currently, supports dissing some of those who have beliefs contrary to your own and are ecclesiastical; I'm cool wit dat. It's your thing Do what you gotta do I can't tell ya What'cha got to do. ...love that tune

Sensitive callus for sensible sensitivity.

must have s for Xmas must have s for Xmas must have s for Xmas must have s for Xmas must have s for Xmas must have s for Xmas must have s for Xmas must have piglets for Xmas.....

see how you are

better take this BD climbing gear then Gotta keep the peeps in line or are you sayin' he'll find himself in this line-up?

Iron Man

That would be Anticipatory Thermocrushogenesis

"pub club" - a new euphemism

So, the cyber condoms prevent hearing invectives, too?

and one should buy all the "things you'll need" (as they prescribe) for bouldering: (from the site) Things You'll Need: climbing ropes athletic tapes climbing harnesses climbing shoes climbing gear climbing helmets

Osama Ben Almost cut my hair Happened just the other day It's gettin' kind of long I could've said it was in my way But I didn't and I wonder why I feel like letting my freak flag fly And I feel like I owe it, yeah ... to someone, yeah Well, must be because I had the flu this Christmas Oh, yeah and I'm not feeling up to par Oh, I tell you baby this increases my paranoia Yeah, like looking in my mirror and seeing a police car Well, well, I'm not, I'm not giving in an inch to fear Well, you know I've promised myself this year Well, I feel oh, like I owe it, I owe, I owe it to someone Oh ... like I owe it to someone Instrumental (Electric Guitar) Oh, yes when I get myself together Yeah, you can find me in that sunny southern weather, yeah I'm goin' to find a space inside a laugh, yes Separate the wheat from some chaff Oh, and I feel ... Like I owe it, yeah ... to someone Ending (Electric Guitars)

Really? So how did you say "Courtney Love" in Mongolian?

I'm glad you showed up. I was wondering if you'd give a report of what it was like up there in Fairbanks. How much of the Sun shows and such?

do we burn a virgin or somethin'? Where the hell is Chaps?

sorry, I didn't know that was your ass.