Dechristo

girl eh. But, neither would be satisfied if your decision-maker is broken.

also, pick up a cheap can of clear lacquer and spray your chalk line before you start the cut; it'll keep your line on the asphalt while cutting.

a blade on a circular saw should do the job, unless it's a POS saw. There are Carborundum blades made specifically for asphalt (cheaper). Iffen you can't find a couple, a segmented diamond-matrix concrete blade will work. You'll need to take time to allow it to cool intermittently after working the cut for a few minutes (and clean the blade of tar) else the blade may overheat and warp.

WTF? G-Spotter posted the pic of my attempt to find Molly a good home.

Dear Lord, let little Molly find peace... ...under my truck tire.

Before breaking the asphalt, better make a shallow saw-cut first as Bronco suggested or you'll end up with an uneven break-line on top. The result will yield a rough surface below the depth of cut, but if the asphalt is thin, as you state, you can break the asphalt back below the saw-cut to allow the PT board or fiber expansion board (bad idea imo) a flat surface to marry to.

They accept the purpose of their existence: belay slave. Don't mess with this evolving climbing caste system.

one can paint the plywood to a beautiful faux marble.

millitant milquetoast misogynista

those with hackney English drop the "h".

I take everything seriously. Levity is purulent to the great unwashed masses.

At the end of the ad, I enjoyed how the wife acted similarly enthused as the husband in acknowledging how "big the garage" was (his space).

Give me the certificate! Don't waste that certificate on them, they'd just dip it in seal fat and eat it. Besides, have you seen their faces...eeeewwwww!

Surely you jest! Starbucks is planning to move into whatever is their largest settlement? They must have established a value & exchange system for shiny objects and pretty pebbles. Hmmm, "shiny objects and pretty pebbles"... do the cretins to the north know what gold is? Maybe Starbucks is on to something...

Maybe it would be more humane to not teach them to read.

have patience, they're still learning the language, in small clod-tongued steps.

Lazy Eye Ozzy or Fish Breath Bob

why not?

thickness of slab and reinforcement should be addressed for heavier vehicle traffic. Mattp has a good point on subgrade prep and compaction.

Michael, this is God...(no Gabriel, MeDammit, I don't have time right now to fuck with those retards in Jerusalem; *sigh* just take a message)...now, Michael, what you do here is the least of your concerns. I'm not going to go into all of your transgressions as I don't have time; yes, yes, I'm eternal, but I'm not gonna bump my tennis game with Moses just so can know how deep the shit is you're in. For now, here is the main thing I'm pissed about: When I said "Feed my sheep" I didn't mean feed 'em your johnson. Quit it! Edit: Oh, and take a bath once in awhile...you stink to high heaven.

I love Al Cappucino...he's such a sensitive actor. Did anyone else plumb the depths of their full range of emotions watching him in "Scent of a Woman"?

you lost your lesbian?

I tried to register, but when I took their vocabulary test they found I knew too many expletives. They called me "potty mouth" and threw me the fuck out.

In a sense, they are their own land of waters.

they can't force you...hold fast!