DirtyHarry

I bet it will be cold at night there.

-Stop telling people what to do.

That's cool. I actually don't even know what geomorphology is. But it sounds fun.

Did I mention I am a geomorphologist. And I make $81k / year.

Imagine bro's discontent when he discovered the pack he stole was full of goofy-looking wiry aluminum thing-a-majigs instead of something valuable.

and still find time to spray on cc.com.

Yeah, but how much do you bench?

bro bra blah blah blah

"hard" = "atleast five hours"

You obviously haven't seen his torquoise shorts.

Gary Ygivkne is going to kick your ass while wearing sweet torquoise shorts

I think you and Squid should go to work producing the first Judas Priest signature leather gear sling, that doubles as a g-string banana hamock and comes equipt with a little pocket for a small bottle of "cam lube."

Me love you long time.

Too apathetic to look up the weather Tired of Aurora Lazy bums!

BREAKIN THE LAW! BREAKIN THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Lame. You sellouts should be boycotting the Colorado / Yosemite-centric corporate climbing scene. Embrace your northwest heritage and go climb some dirt instead.

I volunteer. I like doing yard work. And I'll cook dinner wearing nothing but an apron that says "kiss the cook."

Boaters wear skirts. So you both must be gay.

Those candy-ass gear slings are queerer than a three dollar bill. Just get a regular padded fucking gear sling from BD or Climb High.

Scotch: He wants to get laid by a sheep.

Not recently.

Touch my plastic monkey that I got for only 2 marks at Wal-Mart.

I wonder what sort of cheap prefab plastic products Germans buy?

FUP