That's because those are called "velocity sports," genius.
In other news, is this the forum where we post completely irrelevent photos of ourselves sending our proj's at "The Creek" in order to tangentially illustrate the nonsensical point we just made?
That's just NOT true. I dented my Cadillac Escalade last month driving over to the Methow to my third home, and I had to wait 2 WEEKS for my stocks to vest before I could get a new one. Also, my wife, Buffy, has said that I can only drink $100 / bottle Bordeaux on the weekends. I have to settle for $75 / bottle Sangiovese as table wine. . The horror!!