DirtyHarry

Now it sucks again.

Now its good again.

This thread has sucked ever since we stopped talking about tits.

It must be very difficult for you to move. You probably have to hire atleast ten meatstick mover dudes to help you lift your big-ass ego. But, on the other hand, with all those neutrinos you find everywhere your climbing gear bin can't be all that heavy.

Slim, but slightly better than the odds of Dru getting laid tonight by a black pope.

OMFG. This is a joke, right?

Vantage, Smiff, or just drink and chase ho's.

Cool man. Sounds fun. I bet North Face Greybeard would be good too right now.

That would depend on how big (or small) your boobs are.

I know some dumbass who's tried to free solo all five WA Pass spires in a day like 10 times and failed each time b/c he can't summon the balls to solo NW Corner on N Early Winter. What a fuckin' loser!

You should post Before and After pic's.

Fundamentalist Battle Cage.

NAh, the hardest thing about alpine climbing is getting up early.

Dru this isn't Dungeons and Dragons or Star Trek. Put down the multi-sided dice and step away from the computer.

Red tape problem.

I heard a mob of angry free climbers killed an aid soloist for spending all day aiding Godzilla to Slow Children.

Doing one whole pitch a day is so bitchin'!!

Epic.

Sick.

You like girls? That's hot.

Yup NOLSe is glaringly absent these days. Wonder why?

Admit what the ticket was really for - sodomizing Canadian pygmy goats.

Horsecock is nutricious and delicious. How's the glue biz these days?

Most always. Don't you?

The "Naughty Horsecock" vodka horsecock (minced) raspberry gu