DirtyHarry

How polite. You must like kittens.

A few years back I got my mullet stuck in my figure 8, ripped my lycra, and dented my Trans Am all in one day.

sledding is sketchy.

You mean camping??

Fun? Since when has bivying in winter been fun? And why the hell, by the way, are you going "bivoacing?" I didn't realize "bivoacing" was a sport unto itself. Usually bivying is the unfortunate side effect of climbing mountains. That's like saying, "I'm not going to go play soccer, but perhaps you could just kick me in the shins and knee me about the balls a few times, you know, just for FUN."

Well, 14c++, anyway.

Suppository? I doubt she needs her shit pushed in (so to speak)any further.

Take 'er easy. If she's easy, take er twice.

Right. But sweet ski ballet scenes and a Chinese Downhill doesn't hurt either.

You will die. Stay home or death is imminent.

"Rad" is almost as bitchin as this movie: "Hot Dog: The Movie is probably singularly responsible for leading a generation of young boys to equate skiing ability with the certainty of getting laid."

The sit start to Mox Peak. Now that shit is burl !!

Flacid or adamantine?

Out of control - no. Stupid and boring - yes.

sounds like a good exhibit for a petting zoo.

Saucy little tart.

Actually right now I'm reading a great book called, "Proofs from The Book." That book have any good pictures of boobs in it?

They're not useless. They are good for warming up the endoscope.

kittens suck.

three, maybe four.

Like a poster of some famous mathematician in action, working some sick math problem. That would be so badass.

I got stung in the balls by some pissed off hornets once while taking a dump in the woods. Swellage ensued.

I've got older ones w/o the kevlar and goretex or whatever. Maybe the new ones are better. What the fuck were you doing standing in a stream for an hour anyway?

Not waterproof enough even with "seam grip."

Fucking Taun-Taun-necks.