DirtyHarry

I'd rather have a seely postrapedic and a jelly donut, but I usually don't pack either.

put down the bong.

A sharp knife to cut the rope.

Emrgency beer.

What the fuck do you know? How long have you been climbing anyway?

Its pretty clear that if someone went climbing in say, 1976, and hasn't climbed since, but claims they have been climbing for "30 years," they are probable not as experienced as a climber who has climbed prolifically for the past 5 years. Yes, CBS, you have a clean and firm grasp of the obvious.

You pick up some nice commemorative nutcrackers or what? I'm Glad I'm not on your x-mas list.

One time at a bar in Chilliwack this crack ho, named Mrs. Sprayshaw, told me she'd fuck me if I bought her crack. So I did.

"Charol Shakeshaft, the author of the study and a professor of education at Hofstra University, said that even when the woman is not a teacher, the relationships are not healthy. 'A 16-year-old is just not fully developed," she said. 'Male brains tend to develop the part that can make decisions about whether it is a wise thing to do later.'" BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! As if.

Then he kicks ass on poachers afterwards.

Babar. He kicks some motherfucking ass.

We're all weird in our own way. But, well, you're right, Gary, you're weirder.

We got it already. You like getting head. Geez, enough already.

But how much did he bench?

they're no V10's, that' fo sure.

you sound like a stranger trying to lure little boys into your conversion van.

Math is gay. The only calculators I use are my rock boots.

Don't fool yourself, it was your tits.

Gary, you are a piece of work, man. You seriously make that dude in Napolean Dynamite look like James fucking Brown.

Terrific, Gary. But how much you bench?

You are so wise, John. Are you sure you're not a Jedi Knight, or some shit?

You could say the same thing about crack. 10,000,000 crackheads can't be wrong.

Don't be talkin shit about Mr. Wrinkles, motherfucker.

Impressive. I just like chics that put out.