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DirtyHarry

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  1. What color is your hair Marie?
  2. That's hot.
  3. Tell me that's not hot.
  4. i can think of much better things to do naked. Climbing naked is just a form of foreplay.
  5. Alan Watts soloed Karate Crack one Easter naked with an egg in his mouth.
  6. Its double moot since in all those pic's of Croft sending "THE SHADOW" he is sporting the ever so fashionable bright torquoise Boreal Ballet's (now known as the Classic).
  7. No. If I wanted some goat I'd put the Barry White album on.
  8. Squamish is granite. They have that in other places too.
  9. Big Time is a good place to drink beer and socialize.
  10. Because everyone's fat these days. They take lke three runs and then think "oh my legs are tired, I'm going in to drink beer." Wankers. But actually that's good b/c more snow for me.
  11. You should not worry about what shoes you're wearing and worry about climbing as much as possible if you want to improve. For a beginner climber the type of shoes is not very relevant. Getting mileage in is. That being said. Boreal rubber sucks fat spanish ass. 5.10 Stealth 5 mm on slippers is the shiz.
  12. How tender. I'm so touched I'm going to go put my favorite Barbara Strysand record on the turtable right now.
  13. Wow! Did you know that NOLSE found a NEUTRINO on the Girth Pillar when he was there CLIMBING it. He must be a really good climber because he gets pro deal and climbs the GIRTH PILLAR. Just amazing, I tell you, fucking AMAZING.
  14. Dude, you think they just give pro deals to anybody? The ultimate achievement for any climber, the FABLED pro deal, may ONLY be achieved after four years of outdoor retail and completing two whole NOLSE courses. This is the absolute pinnacle of one's outdoor career and EVERYONE should be informed about it so that we can prostate ourselves at the feet of such a master. Unfortunately, such an accomplishment sometimes results in jealousy by the unelightened masses. These "player haters" should be informed that not everyone can have prodeal and that being so cool and masterful sometimes becomes a burden. Such is the curse of the prodeal.
  15. DirtyHarry

    The Pope?

    I heard the Pope was a dreadlock tele-ripper. I guess those big white suits create tons of loft and you can catch huge air. And the long cross staff provides all sorts of retro old-school appeal in place of ski poles. Not to mention you look "wicked phat" in the big pointy hat.
  16. Classic. Last time I was at the Tieton, a bunch of Mounties were seiging Royal Arches and I remember watching one dude take a real unsafe fall on some easy climb. Landed on his back and shit but I don't think he was seriously hurt. Isn't it ironic how folks in groups like the Mounties, who are way over serious about safety with all their codified inflexible procedures, are always the ones getting hurt?
  17. And the poached turns tasted good in the afternoon.
  18. ... and it was good.
  19. DirtyHarry

    J-tree TR

    You should get on that climb called "the Fox." I hear its great, but a little tough on the ankles.
  20. Just because something is low class doesn't mean it doesn't have class - its just a different type.
  21. Good point. But when you claim to be the biggest Canadian sprayer, we believe that to be true.
  22. then what are you doing here? I only enjoy the finest in cheap beer, like Hamms, thank you very much.
  23. Trask already emailed those pics to me. Its a close call.
  24. I prefer the term "elitist prick." Thank you.
  25. Too many Luna bars and bong hits.
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