DirtyHarry

I skiied Skyline Ridge proper on Monday. The apparently much lighter and drier new snow that began falling Monday morning and continuing all day was not bonding to the previous snow pack at all and was breaking off on the steeper slopes leaving big ass (50 feet +) crowns. Normally sluffers aren't too scary, but at the rate it was puking it was kind of freaky. SIck and DEEP though. Yipe.

Can it, you fucking imbecile. Ouch. So ... does that mean you won't be coming over tonight to hang out and watch the Rainbow Bright Special ?

Yup. They're like buddies and shit.

What the fuck!? Are you adolescent snowboard jibbers or some shit? Or fucking Mountaineers? Do you all hold hands or what? Why the fuck do you and your big gay posse have to go in and track out the whole fucking place? When are you dickheads going to be there anyway, so I can plan on NOT being there?

And baby Jesus.

Sean McCabe and Jeff Hansl are both very good local (WA state) artist / climbers. Anyone ever read that book by Pat Ament called "How to be a Master Climber?" Regardless of the words, the book had some real cool wood carve print illustrations(similar to the one above).

That's because most of these retards are probably from Oklahoma or Massacheussetes or some other state I don't even know how to spell. They probably moved here last year and thought, shit winter in the northwest isn't that bad. Fuck, when I was a boy it rained all year long. We had one day in August when it cleared up. We used to have to row a canoe to school down the streets because there was so much rain. Our rain jackets had holes in them from getting hit by so many rain drops. There was so much snow in the mountains if you went skiing with your parents and couldn't keep up, the snow would cover you up in five minutes and you'd have to wait until April to get out. And we didn't complain, because it was just the way it was and we liked it. You guys are soft.

Those are some big titties!!

Yeah. And if you do solicit your art work on this website there better be titties involved.

I didn't see any pictures of mountains, just trees and rivers and shit. But some nice pieces. Oh yeah, on behalf of Distel: Eat shit and die noob.

Racist.

playing xbox

Dat Vantage?

and by men with small penises and little testicles.

The more you climb, the less you get laid.

But he was in a movie called "Octapussy," and it wasnt' even porn.

Chuck Norris deleted your ass for being to much of a pussy

Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicks the sling apart.

Chuck Norris? More like Chuck E. Cheese.

I'm working out a deal now where Deja Vu is paying me to put their ads on my helmet. If that goes well, I'm hoping to convinve the owners to provide me with my own posse of strippers when I go to the crag.

I know that what matters in climbing is not how high of a grade I can climb or whether I actually make it to the top, but what really matters is how I look in the ensemble I've chosen for the day when I'm doing it.

Can you go a single post without coming across as the condescending arrogant cocksucker you are?

Super Colon Blow. Keeps ya regular.

Do you have to wait until the third date to offer to pay for sex?

Alpine trekkers suck. Don't even think about it.