DirtyHarry

Those are some big titties!!

Yeah. And if you do solicit your art work on this website there better be titties involved.

I didn't see any pictures of mountains, just trees and rivers and shit. But some nice pieces. Oh yeah, on behalf of Distel: Eat shit and die noob.

Racist.

playing xbox

Dat Vantage?

and by men with small penises and little testicles.

The more you climb, the less you get laid.

But he was in a movie called "Octapussy," and it wasnt' even porn.

Chuck Norris deleted your ass for being to much of a pussy

Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicks the sling apart.

Chuck Norris? More like Chuck E. Cheese.

I'm working out a deal now where Deja Vu is paying me to put their ads on my helmet. If that goes well, I'm hoping to convinve the owners to provide me with my own posse of strippers when I go to the crag.

I know that what matters in climbing is not how high of a grade I can climb or whether I actually make it to the top, but what really matters is how I look in the ensemble I've chosen for the day when I'm doing it.

Can you go a single post without coming across as the condescending arrogant cocksucker you are?

Super Colon Blow. Keeps ya regular.

Do you have to wait until the third date to offer to pay for sex?

Alpine trekkers suck. Don't even think about it.

Nice pink poles. And BTW, are you sure you're cool enough to own those skis? NOAA Forecast much betta now: SNOW LEVELS 1-2000 ft N, 2-4000 ft S early Thursday 1-3000 ft N, 4-6000 ft S late Thursday 3-5000 ft N, 5-7000 ft S early Friday 2-4000 ft N and S late Friday 1-2000 ft N, 1-3000 ft S Saturday, lowering further late

Whatever, Dave. NOAA is calling for this: SNOW LEVELS 15-3000 ft N, 2-4000 ft S Wed thru early Thursday 2-3500 ft N, 55-7000 ft S late Thur 45-6000 ft N, 6-7500 ft S Fri

Interesting ski. You could pull some sick ski ballet moves on those puppies. However, I'd pass them up for Alaska. I don't think you'd derive much benefit from the short length since maneuverability through trees and shit isn't an issue. I'm an advocate of fat skis, but for climbing in the Alaska Range you're pretty much slogging on glaciers where the snow isn't too deep, and you want something skinnier to track better. I also wonder about the The "built in skin" and how that would work on steeper terrain and how it effects glide while going down. I'd reccomend trying to find some used Silveretta 500's and just finding some old cheepo alpine boards that are relatively skinny and light and skins to use. Ultimately you'd want something light but with some decent girth, like 75 or 80 or so at the waist, but you might end up spending more than $100 for them. I wouldn't try to do anything "creative," because skis will be your primary / only form of transportation on the glacier, and you'll want something that works well.

Where ever did you find that lovely forecast?

Supposed to dump all week then start raining below 7000 by the weekend. Sweet.

You're fucked. You will never get better.

Have him boulder a chair.