DirtyHarry

Nice pink poles. And BTW, are you sure you're cool enough to own those skis? NOAA Forecast much betta now: SNOW LEVELS 1-2000 ft N, 2-4000 ft S early Thursday 1-3000 ft N, 4-6000 ft S late Thursday 3-5000 ft N, 5-7000 ft S early Friday 2-4000 ft N and S late Friday 1-2000 ft N, 1-3000 ft S Saturday, lowering further late

Whatever, Dave. NOAA is calling for this: SNOW LEVELS 15-3000 ft N, 2-4000 ft S Wed thru early Thursday 2-3500 ft N, 55-7000 ft S late Thur 45-6000 ft N, 6-7500 ft S Fri

Interesting ski. You could pull some sick ski ballet moves on those puppies. However, I'd pass them up for Alaska. I don't think you'd derive much benefit from the short length since maneuverability through trees and shit isn't an issue. I'm an advocate of fat skis, but for climbing in the Alaska Range you're pretty much slogging on glaciers where the snow isn't too deep, and you want something skinnier to track better. I also wonder about the The "built in skin" and how that would work on steeper terrain and how it effects glide while going down. I'd reccomend trying to find some used Silveretta 500's and just finding some old cheepo alpine boards that are relatively skinny and light and skins to use. Ultimately you'd want something light but with some decent girth, like 75 or 80 or so at the waist, but you might end up spending more than $100 for them. I wouldn't try to do anything "creative," because skis will be your primary / only form of transportation on the glacier, and you'll want something that works well.

Where ever did you find that lovely forecast?

Supposed to dump all week then start raining below 7000 by the weekend. Sweet.

You're fucked. You will never get better.

Have him boulder a chair.

They have this sport where when it snows, or sometimes after it snows, you strap these long board-like things to your boots and slide around. They call this strange activity "skiing." You should maybe try it sometime.

Whatever. Karl Malone is a redneck. He drives a semi truck and shit. Plus he lives in Utard. I'm sure someone guided him to that big bull, but I bet he shot it. He's a big motherfucker too, I bet he could plink an odd six like a 22.

Its in the Mission Mountains. Get a Montana Gazeteer and find Finley Canyon. And don't EVER EVER EVER EVER call REI for any beta on anything. Also, I don't think there is a UM Climbing Club, at least not while I was there. I mean why do you have to be in some gay ass club to go climbing? I would try Trailhead or Pipestone Mtneering, but its hit or miss you might get some knowledgeable person, or maybe not. Unfortunately, I never climbed in Finley when I lived in Missoula or I'd tell you myself. I could make some calls and find out but since I don't know you I won't. Good luck.

Careful. The first ones free. After that it costs.

You'll have to be ropegun too if you want sex.

Layton's in Ouray!! Perfect.

This is some quality discourse.

G.W. is an idiot. That's news

Who cares? He sure comes across as an arrogant cunt here.

The system that was supposed to provide you with good social skills, obviously failed too.

Shut the fuck up, asshole. How's my grammar, Gary?

Bouldering Yaks, apparently.

Wankers and sheepfuckers we may be Atleast we know how to ski.

snowshoeing up hwy 20 to climb road cut is a better laugh.

I don't complain. I whine.

You are a retard.

It was all 0's and 1's fired into our synapses by the matrix.

You have standards?