DirtyHarry

Dude, you suck.

Cause he's going for the record Seattle to Seattle speed ascent of El Cap. Official timers and everything.

Especially with all those sheep running around.

I'll get right on it

Wet snow and rain. Wow. And I didn't even have to hike in there to know that.

I failed the Mountaineers Basic Course. My goal of seiging das Toof has been destroyed.

Or better yet, test your multitasking skills out by writing and talking about it while you masturbate.

My boss keeps nagging me to grade these dumb ass papers. I'll grade them when I feel like it. Fucking dick!!

And you could make everyone call you "doctor."

Its so rough being you Gary.

I've always wanted to have the hood of my DAS lined with seal pup fur.

You should atleast wait until they're XVIII. Perv.

accused of molesting Tori Allen.

The good thing about climbing in the lower 48 and a lot of Canada is that you're never too far from treeline. Theoretically, you can always descend into the forest and make a fire. Doesn't really work if you're on a glacier in the Coast Range or in Alaska, though.

Maybe he's posting from his blueberry in the Snow Crick Parking lot.

Yeah, but how many years of cottonballs-dipped-in-petroleum-jelly retail experience do you have? Your sheepskin vest probably isn't even the lightest and most fireproof one on the market.

How polite. You must like kittens.

A few years back I got my mullet stuck in my figure 8, ripped my lycra, and dented my Trans Am all in one day.

sledding is sketchy.

You mean camping??

Fun? Since when has bivying in winter been fun? And why the hell, by the way, are you going "bivoacing?" I didn't realize "bivoacing" was a sport unto itself. Usually bivying is the unfortunate side effect of climbing mountains. That's like saying, "I'm not going to go play soccer, but perhaps you could just kick me in the shins and knee me about the balls a few times, you know, just for FUN."

Well, 14c++, anyway.

Suppository? I doubt she needs her shit pushed in (so to speak)any further.