DirtyHarry

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Apparently, if I had a webcam I could make some money doing so. But then I guess I wouldn't be "semi" pro.

Careful, Doc. I own a balaklava and I'm not afraid to put it on and look like a cool ninja guy.

Holy Shit!!! What a coincidence. My sports / activities are self funded as well. What a concept. Wild. Do I get to call myself "semi-pro" too?

Heard you got the Asian Stripper Flu

Sounds horrible.

Does this program exist? It is an idea. Send him to live with Distel.

Take away all his shit and make him get a job.

Negative. Missing the few days of warm weather first.

Depends on what orders the owner gives aye aye sailor!

Football is so incredibly gay. And so are all you buttfuckers.

Gary is fucking clownpuncher?

You're just hella jealous.

did you guys take a sled up to Mtneers Crk TH or ski? \ Nice work, BTW.

Try a kiwi.

hella gay.

Sailings only cool if you get to carry swords and do some marauding.

Serious. There's nothing like sitting on your ass eating american cheese nachos and staring at tivo all day on the best ski weekend of the year. I'm jealous Hope your fuckball party was fun.

I skiied Skyline Ridge proper on Monday. The apparently much lighter and drier new snow that began falling Monday morning and continuing all day was not bonding to the previous snow pack at all and was breaking off on the steeper slopes leaving big ass (50 feet +) crowns. Normally sluffers aren't too scary, but at the rate it was puking it was kind of freaky. SIck and DEEP though. Yipe.

Can it, you fucking imbecile. Ouch. So ... does that mean you won't be coming over tonight to hang out and watch the Rainbow Bright Special ?

Yup. They're like buddies and shit.

What the fuck!? Are you adolescent snowboard jibbers or some shit? Or fucking Mountaineers? Do you all hold hands or what? Why the fuck do you and your big gay posse have to go in and track out the whole fucking place? When are you dickheads going to be there anyway, so I can plan on NOT being there?

And baby Jesus.

Sean McCabe and Jeff Hansl are both very good local (WA state) artist / climbers. Anyone ever read that book by Pat Ament called "How to be a Master Climber?" Regardless of the words, the book had some real cool wood carve print illustrations(similar to the one above).

That's because most of these retards are probably from Oklahoma or Massacheussetes or some other state I don't even know how to spell. They probably moved here last year and thought, shit winter in the northwest isn't that bad. Fuck, when I was a boy it rained all year long. We had one day in August when it cleared up. We used to have to row a canoe to school down the streets because there was so much rain. Our rain jackets had holes in them from getting hit by so many rain drops. There was so much snow in the mountains if you went skiing with your parents and couldn't keep up, the snow would cover you up in five minutes and you'd have to wait until April to get out. And we didn't complain, because it was just the way it was and we liked it. You guys are soft.