DirtyHarry

That's sooooo 2002.

It depends if your serious about climbing or not. Or if you're just a fluffing poser. I'm quite serious. I was hoping to establish Camp One at point 500 ft. Then in a daring feet of high altitude alpinism, push the high camp all the way up to 850 ft. There, I would wait for a weather window, climb out of the corn field inversion, and make a dash for the summit, girth hitching only rusty tractor parts for pro. Wearing camo the whole time, of course.

Does that mean I can't crash at your place during my next mountaineering sojourn to Minnesota?

It always makes me laugh when I see people wearing their camo hunting clothes around, which is pretty common where I live, when its not even close to hunting season. I mean that is fucking RED NECK.

It always makes me laugh when I see people wearing their camo hunting clothes around, which is pretty common where I live, when its not even close to hunting season.

likewise.

And Publisher's Clearing says I can win $5,000 a week for life!!!

Women over 30.

That's like saying - bolt the cracks, you don't have to clip them if you don't want.

Man, you're old.

Snowshoes AND skis??? Core.

Atleast your story had a happy ending.

See, whining, yelling and making a scene does pay off.

Its a conspiracy. That's why you have to wear the tinfoil hat.

Canadian Ninja Snaffles. Wait, Canadian Ninja Snaffles ARE cool.

Canadians.

Flaming.

But it keeps your partners warm on those cold shiverbivy's.

so you used to be gay?

Sweet. The whole NW climbing community will be hungover at work on Monday morning.

M.C. Hammer's pants.

Jorts are things that you once thought were cool, then weren't cool, now are cool again. Fuck Prana shorts, send in Jorts!!

Long hair, Planet Hollywood T-shirts, and Warmup Pants

You better hope it wasn't the girls dorm you were sneaking out of, er driving past.

Most rope manufacturers sell 30m ropes for snow hiking, I mean mountaineering. You can find them at most gear stores.