DirtyHarry

What I like about the Rockies is that if I was there and I wanted to go climbing I could. But if I'm here and I want to go climbing right now, THERES NO FUCKING ICE.

your webpage doesn't work.

No, but that's a bhaaaaaad joke.

Hustler?

And I've never heard any sheep complaining about my "manhood." So there.

My computer must be broken. I need a flux copasitor.

Ahem. Perhaps my reading comprehension is poor, but all I see is references to polar bears fucking and a weird voodoo skull. I do believe that I was the first to point out the way core nalgene cantene on the desk, thank you very much.

He's got a nalgene on his desk too. That means he's definitly core.

Wait, was that one of those sarcasm jobbies? Modest AND smart. What a catch!

Home Depot.

Well, you are both so extremely subtle and low-key, I must admit sometimes I do get you two confused.

With weather and conditions being as they are, I wouldn't blame them.

I'm made out of sugar and spice and everything nice, even though I don't really know what TIVO is.

But "CSI: Enumclaw" is on the TIVO tonight.

Dreamin'

Climbing mag lost all their cred anyway when they put Layton in it. I guess anybody can get in that rag now

Forecast is looking better starting next Tuesday, with snow levels going down and snow expected.

Go to Mission Falls. Werd. Bug. Have fun.

They forgot: Know how to live in truck for weeks at a time without getting molested by the rangers. Know how to bivy without getting molested by snaffles. Know how to eat well on five dollars a week. Know how to properly pack Rasta Bivy kit.

C. Everett Koop? Doesn't he run a Distel style neck beard? I think that totally disqualifies him.

Maybe their delivery camel broke down on the way out of Ulaanbaatr.

I disagree. Hydration is very important.

With the right balance of drugs and booze, teamwork, and a smart plan, I think they can do it.

Maybe because its supposed to rain up to 9,000 ft this weekend. I know you're dumb, but I'm guessing you're not that dumb. Maybe I'm wrong though.

On the approach you will encounter wet snow and rain. On the climb you will encounter wet snow and rain. But it doesn't really matter because you won't be going in there to climb anyway.