Double_E

This is NOT TRUE. Please post data to back this up. The most liberal voters in congress--according to the most recent data I have seen--are Sen. Kennedy and Rep. Frank. yeah totally. Not to mention Senators Murray, Byrd, and Leahy, etc... and Reps. Pelosi, McDermott ... (haven't personally done any metrics/analysis on their voting records, I'm just sayin'... thems the first that come to mind)

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the sad/scary thing is, that part ain't really a joke. i can totally imagine Dubya saying something like that.

allright gapers, here's the news story that pope's original post was probably taken from... (warning: those who have a low tolerance for corny jokes, hit the BACK button now; you have been warned!) Weapons of Math's Instruction At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference,Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths instruction. "Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult,", Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means of extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in a search for absolute value. They use secret code names like "x" and "y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of the medieval, with coordinates in every country. "As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides to every triangle," Ashcroft declared. When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes. I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence." The President added: "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our point, and draw the line." President Bush warned, "These weapons of maths instruction have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before see, unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of vertex." Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertainty of: though they continue to multiply, their days are numbered, as the hypotenuse tightens around their necks."

now these are too funny tho.. who woulda thunk she had a hippy past?

hmmm... the Oval Office Dalliance that the media perhaps just never found out about?

So be sure to taunt those pansy-ass black bears every chance you get for being the wussies they are! hey I got no interest whatsoever in taunting bears... I ain't no bear-bully!! but if one's coming for my food, you gotta bet I'll throw rocks n' shit. and I have. and it works.

no shit, yeh what's with the bra-hooks that take a frickin pair of tweezers and/or other medical instruments to open!! clearly designed by a woman. we need to have them things designed by men, so they'll take 0.5 second to deal with! of course, part of this is sortof a personal handicap... still on the brastrap-learning-curve, cause of having dated a buncha hippy chicks in my younger years, where this usually isn't an issue .... ladies these days probably don't buy the story/excuse, but hey issallgood.

Bug, listen to LG. he speaks the truth. bears do NOT stalk/hunt humans. here's how it goes, inna nutshell, from what I've heard/read... BLACK BEARS: will only attack if you get between momma bear and cubs; will also attack sometimes if her cubs are simply nearby BROWN BEARS: will attack for Black Bear Reasons; will also attack if you just get a liiittle too close to them. same is true of moose and elk. COUGARS: will attack for Brown Bear Reasons; will also stalk humans. and unlike black bears, which are essentially chickenshits, cougars won't always run away when you make noise, throw rocks, etc.

man, that is one - scary - picture... motherfucker looks vaguely like The Emperor from the Star Wars movies.

for 50 years the missle-detection systems in northern Canada protected the US from the threat of Soviet missles being lobbed over the north pole... thereby making Canada a Soviet target themselves. but nonetheless, a lot of the cowboys and goose-steppers who strut their stuff on this site find the need to attack Canadians for criticizing the American government and its policies. I mean, c'mon!! Canada's practically a colony of the US... "US Lite" one might call it. doesn't like 80% of the population live within 100 miles of the US border?!? now Dru, et.al., it may seem like I'm challenging your great nation's identity AS a nation, but really, I'm defending your God-given right to verball shit and puke all over the name "George W. Bush".

hey Sgt. Schuldt.... you actually edited a post! what was the matter, did it originally say "THIS IS SUCK!!!" (?)

DIE, INFIDEL! DIE!!

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that's funny, when I read lummox's post i didn't even notice that the first name was wrong. ... and, hmmm.. intentionally so?? no but... screw that. how can you compare Mike Moore's lack of self-control with food (and/or beer, perhaps?) with the Bush admin's lack of self-control when it comes to spending our tax dollars on dipshit tax cuts and a senseless war?!? apples & oranges, bro. disclaimer: haven't seen this movie yet, so I don't know how (and if) your post might've applied to specific shit said in the movie, lummox...

Any time, pal.. any time. note to sicprobo and others who may not have met Klenke yet.. he's one of the coolest Republicans to drink beer with. OK, I'm outta here.. first softball game of the season is in 2 hours!!!

I don't buy the "from time to time" statement one bit, Klenke; in about 9 outta 10 times I've seen Bush on TV, he's sounded moronic in one way or another. Even when he doesn't mispronunciate anything or stammer, he usually.... simply.... he just doesn't seem to know one bit.. one BIT ... about the topics he's talking about!!! He sounds like I would if I had to give a speech (whether to 5 people or to 5000) on, say, molecular biology or 17th-century Italian literature, topics I know next to nothing anything about! Sure, I could recite the words on my cue cards which my speechwriters had prepared for me, but it would be OBVIOUS to the audience that I had "learned" it all an hour ago, when reviewing the speech & cue cards. This is how, IMHO, Bush sounds when he talks about the economy, the war on terror, the war on drugs, the middle east, and MOST other topics. Hmmm.. I've never heard him speak about the oil industry .... or about baseball... or about frat parties. Something tells me that if I did, it might greatly improve my image of him, or at least my image of his oratorical skills. And I disagree 100% that this isn't an important quality for a president to have. whenever I see him giving a speech to an international audience like the UN or some foreign country he's visiting or whatnot, I cringe... I frickin cringe! Do you have ANY idea how stupid that makes the American people look to the rest of the world... the fact that we elected someone like that? I suspect that some of the people reading this don't give a rat's ass what the rest of the world thinks of us. But this isn't addressed to them; it's addressed to those (Klenke?) who like Bush alot and DO in fact care what the rest of the world thinks of us and the people we elect.

touche.

I don't know about you guys, but I get really, really peeved when I hear that idiom "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water". I mean, how can people so lightheartedly suggest that you would throw a baby out the window!!?!?! Shocking, I tellya, shocking. Oops, maybe this belongs in that "Peeve Thread" thread.... er no, actually. On second thought, it doesn't.

whoa! get outta here Skeezix! no kidding. wow. :speechless:

I didn't know that anyone outside of Olympia had ever heard of Mumia Abu Jamal... oh wait.. Tacoma. I guess there's an Evergreen College campus there too right? so tell me something FW: have you actually followed the court cases of Mumia Abu Jamal or Leonard Peltier enuf to actually make a rational judgement like that, ... or are you simply sick and tired of all the lefties, especially the hairy hippy lefties, who've made them poster-children for racial justice issues? cause I personally did get sick and tired hearing about Mumia ALL THE TIME, EVERYWHERE, FOR SEVEN FUCKIN YEARS STRAIGHT THAT I LIVED IN OLYMPIA!!! .... but I must admit I haven't followed either's court case nearly enuf to make a decision whether they're guilty or not.

would that be dreadlocks, plural, or dreadlock, singular?? that's what ya call "uni-dread"... eat yer heart out, all ye dreaddy hippies of Olympia, Santa Cruz, Arcata, and Boulder!!! yeah, back in DC every now and then you'd see a homeless guy (of the non-hippy variety) with a thick ol' uni-dread. I've never seen one quite that long tho!

how OLD is this retard, anyway? he sounds like he's 14 sometimes... must've had a dad who beat him up a bunch (maybe with fists, maybe simply with words). sigh. poor guy.