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nice pics, IG! and congratulations! intristing that dogs can have only one pup sometimes ... i too dint know that.
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I just moved into this place in the Pigeon Point neighborhood of West Seattle... little 1 BR cottage behind the main house if the lot. main house has two apts, upstairs and downstairs. upstairs is for rent (2 BR, 995/month, small yard, quiet dead-end street). is right near the Delridge exit of the West Seattle Fwy ... takes only 5 minutes to get to I-5 if there's no traffic. hoping to find some chill folks to move in up there. downstairs is one bedroom, inhabited by single guy, have only met him once but he seems cool enuf... don't know tho if he climbs/bikes/etc. PM or email me for landlord's #, or other info.
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... what might, just might, have been the biggest, most painful zit i've ever had. like EVER. in all my 32 years. no joke. squeezed out enuf stuff to decorate a cake with. and there's still some in there... stay tuned for updates.
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i met Hunter S last nite at the Showbox. pretty damn cool costume. he thought my dreadlock-wig-with-rasta-hat was all right too.
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sweeet!! hey happy birthday 'chelle! what a cool day to be born on.
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moving to West Seattle!!! hopefully will also find some time Sat. nite for some costumed autumnal debaucheries.
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too funny. back in college I once dressed up as Castro actually. was a pretty easy costume at the time. I had plenty of poor-college-kid green army clothes, including green baseball cap.. also had a beard, which was reddish brown but I sorta half-dyed it black.. also smoked a couple cigars slowly throughout the evening. at the party I went to, most peeps liked it, but there was this one Latino guy who was sorta giving me the evil eye a couple times.... musta had relatives who are Cuban exiles or something. let's see... at this other party one year, there was this girl who dressed up as an outhouse. she had used some kind of huge cardboard box (fridge box maybe?) and cut a door in it, complete with moon-shaped ventilation hole... kept the door propped open, and it had some kind of platform and she'd made some fake legs which were dangling out. it made quite a hit. of course, said chickie did have a LTR-type boyfriend, so she didn't have to worry about not being able to dance or have guys hit on her, etc.
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seen on drive to work this morning: Honk if you're doing your Kegels what type of "Honk if..." sticker will they think of next?!
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my resume is floating around on about a dozen job search sites out there; i think that each & every every time I've gotten a call from a recruiter about it, it's been cause they saw it on monster. two such calls led to job interviews, and one of those interviews led towards my current job. from the job-seeker's point of view, monster.com
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GUY ON ROOFTOP: "The sheriff is a nii.. "<<BELL CHIMES>> ".. !" CROWD: "What's that?" "What did he say?" GUY IN CROWD: "I think he said the sheriff is near!" CROWD: "Oh great!!" "Excellent!!" [repeat 4 or 5 times] (amazing, the comedic power of repetition...)
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You got my vote! Hello Capitalist! i never have understood ambition to have highest post-count on site! where i come from, proof of spending 100s of hours on internet per year is borderline embarrasment, not source of pride. Thank you for allow misunderstander to post!
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Quality journalism there... Hello Capitalist! i never have understood ambition to have highest post-count on site! where i come from, proof of spending 100s of hours on internet per year is borderline embarrasment, not source of pride. Thank you for allow misunderstander to post!
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The only difference between me and you is that I KNOW my candidate is an ass-hole. Hello Capitalist! i never have understood ambition to have highest post-count on site! where i come from, proof of spending 100s of hours on internet per year is borderline embarrasment, not source of pride. Thank you for allow misunderstander to post!
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Hello Capitalist! i never have understood ambition to have highest post-count on site! where i come from, proof of spending 100s of hours on internet per year is borderline embarrasment, not source of pride. Thank you for allow misunderstander to post!
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Hello Capitalist! i never have understood ambition to have highest post-count on site! where i come from, proof of spending 100s of hours on internet per year is borderline embarrasment, not source of pride. Thank you for allow misunderstander to post!
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Back by Popular Request: Terms for Female Masturbation 5 Digit Disco Buzzing the honey hole Backslappin' Betty Bailing out the Gravy Boat Beaver bashin' Bouncing the bearded clam Buffing the box Buffing the jewel Buttering up the whisker biscuit Clam twiddlin' jamboree Critter crammin' Damming the beaver Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone Diddling miss daisy Diggin' for clams Digitis Erectus Fingering the fountain Flicking the minnow Friday night lip service Frosting the muffin of love Giving yourself the finger Going for the gooey duct Impeaching Bush Juicing the clam Let your fingers do the walking Lip smacking Menage a'moi Petting the kitty Piddly Diddler Playing the squeezebox Pokin' the pie Polishing the little pink pearl Pumping the kooter Punchin' the chipmunk Reading in Braille Riding the clitoris-sauras Romancing thy own Roughing up the suspect Self-guided tuna boat tour Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose Spanking Lucy Stroking the newt Ticklin' the taco Tissue tickling Twirling the pearl Unbuttoning the fur coat Warming the wrist rocket
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Will I ever be a productive member of society?
Double_E replied to Gaper_Jeffy's topic in the *freshiezone*
ADIDAS: "All Day I Dream About Skiing". of course, the original acronym-joke involved Sex and not Skiing. but skiing works i guess. -
definitely go with randonee/AT.... if you're used to the fixed heel of downhill, telemark can be a pain (if at all possible/worthwhile) to learn. the AT ski setup is more spendy than downhill or tele, but it's worth it. if you want to save a few bucks, go with AT bindings/boots attached to downhill skis... main differences between them and AT skis is that downhill skiis are just a tad heavier, and they don't have that fancy hole in the front end for making the sled out of or whatever. people say that "Randonee" is French for "can't tele".... I say "Telemark" is French (or Norweigan maybe) for "knee-jerk nonconformist"
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boo hoo hoo... I hate it when it starts snowing in the mountains.
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning. (Apocalypse Now) Heineken?!? Fuck that shit! We're drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon!! (Blue Velvet) Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. (Gone With the Wind) Talk to the hand! (Terminator 3) Automobiiele?!? ha ha ha ha.. No more automobiiele! ha ha ha... braaarrhhh vrrrooommmm rrreeiiikkk kaabrraamm.. ha ha ha ha... (Sixteen Candles)
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I could take the conservatism, but being a yankees fan yeah no shit. and kinda strange, coming from someone who professes to hate the east coast so much... or maybe it's just that he hates east coasters who dare to hold an opinion about his precious Dosewallips Road.
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hotter than a whore's ass on nickel night