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Well, I guess that answers my rhetorical question. - a s s m * n k e y

It sure was a long long long hot summer night As far as my eyes could see Well my heart was way down in a cold cold winter storm. Well my darlin' where can you be? Where can you be baby? Where can you be? There was three sugar walls and a two candy cane windows But the serious mood melted ah all those insight Everybody's on fire but I'm uh snowin' in a cold blizzard. Where are you on this ah hot cold summer? Where are you on this ah hot cold summer? Where are you on this ah hot cold summer night? Around about this time the telephone blew its horn across the room Scared little Annie clean out of her mind and I tell ya Roman the Candle he peeps out of his peekaboo hide and seek And grabbed little Annie from the ceiling just in time And the telephone keeps on screamin'. Yeah yeah yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Hello said my shaked voice, well how you doin' I start to stutter look ah can't cha tell I'm ah doin' fine There was my baby talkin' she's way down 'cross the border. She says I'm gonna hurry to ya I've been a fool And I'm tired of cryin' Said I'm tired Jimi. Yes a long long long hot summer night As far as my eyes could see But I can ah feel the heat comin' on as my baby's gettin' closer. I'm so glad that my baby's comin' to rescue me So glad that my baby's comin' to rescue me So glad that my baby's comin' to rescue me Rescue, rescue me, rescue Rescue me, rescue Rescue, rescue, What'd I say Rescue me, rescue me Rescue, rescue me, rescue Rescue me

Thanks, but I usually just use a sock. - a s s m n k e y

I'm touching my feminine side right now. - a s s m * n k e y

I just got an erection, so that means the ol' lady is in trouble this weekend! - a s s m * n k e y

You hit the nail on the head. Just more propaganda that will, unfortunately, serve it's intended purpose.

Less than 50% in June for the seated incumbant is, historically, a pretty poor showing. Read me: "The Election Is Kerry’s To Lose By John Zogby" - m o n k e y

Speaking of soap operas, did anyone see "North Shore" the other night? I caught a few minutes of it, it was fucking hilarious. - m o n k e y

You fucking hippy dirtbags! Too many years in Yoogene have burnt me out on that crap. The sad thing is that THE DAYS ARE GOING TO GET SHORTER! I hate that. - a s s m n k e y

Former KGB head manufactures intelligence to support his buddy, a seated president, who can barely scrape up 50% support for the forthcoming election. Scraping the barrel there. Can't you do better than that? - a s s m * n k e y

Those are some wicked pics everyone! Quite a show last night. Cool shit. - a s s m * n k e y

Funny, I thought coporate looting of public coffers represented everything that was wrong with this country. Enron anyone? Moore is a fat fuck though. I would agree with that. - a s s m * n k e y

6/25.

I periodize my weight lifting into climbing. Right now I'm hitting the weight room 3-4x per week and will for about 4 more weeks. Lifting improves vascularity and helps me prevent injury (Over the past 3 years: tendonitis in the form of tennis elbow, shoulder injury, and numerous finger injuries) that comes from muscle imbalances that arise from just climbing. I lift puny weight (compared to all the muscle-bound gym rats at the gym I go to) and aim for high reps. It has a huge positive effect on my climbing, it seems to provide a physical strength base that allows me to build climbing specific strength rapidly. Lifting also has a noticable effect on my climbing endurance. This combined with a focus on skill-building in the climbing gym (as opposed to focusing on strength building in the gym, which is what I use to focus 100% on, and is probably what led to all my injuries (plus my age, I'm 35)) has helped me break through personal plateus and has helped me avoid additional injury. Plus, I just like lifting. It makes me feel healthy. The other thing I started doing was being disciplined about taking rest days. That made a big difference too. - a s s m * n k e y

I saw that Harry Potter shiznall. I liked it better than my 6yo boy. -jp

I think it will be cool when Lance gets his 6th win and the our President can call up the leaders of France, Spain and Italy and say, "IN YOUR FACE YOU SILLY EUROPEEAN GOOFS! AMERICA FOOKING ROOLS AND YOU SUCK BUTT BECAUSE WE DOMINATE YOUR ASSES AT EVERYTHING BUT SOCCER WHICH YOU SILLY PEOPLE CALL 'FOOTBALL.' BITE THIS WANKERS! NEXT YEAR ME AND TONY ARE GOING TO INVADE THE CONTINENT AND KICK YOUR PANSY ASSES! w00t!" That will be cool. - r o i d, uh, I mean a s s m * n k e y

Hey, can you post that picture of those wire things coming out of your foot? That shit is coool. - a s s m * n k e y

I concur, interesting stuff, I've heard bits and pieces today. Those al-Queda operatives are wily little fuckers. Special message for W: Bring me the head of Osama bin Laden or I will not vote for you in November. Oh, who am I kidding, I'm not going to vote for you regardless. - a s s m * n k e y

Nike's are cool. We use to skate in Vandal's and it seems like I've used their hiking shoes all my life due to a family connection (though a recent retirement put an end to that). Never had any problems, so I wouldn't hesitate to get anything Nike, especially at cost. The lineage of the Lava and Cinder Cone's go back to the 80's if I remember correctly. I just want to say though, that this model looks really gay: - a s s m * n k e y

Let's be realistic too, for every date you go on with a hottie, you will probably go on 5 dates with not-so-hotties. But that's a lot of practice so that when you get to the hottie date, you're really in a good headspace. You're in the zone, as it were. Mmmmm. Hotties. - a s s m n k e y

During my illustrious and storied online dating career (I am now retired) I was NORDICK_NUT. - a s s m * n k e y

Ah, so says the unenlightened one. Internet dating, let me count the ways. 1. No hanging out in smoky bars. 2. Everyone you contact is "available." 3. You can do it at work. 4. Shy? Woo from your keyboard. 5. Just interested in sex? Say so. 6. Awkward moment? Stop typing. Internet dating rocks. Don't feel like you know how to date? (I have had that feeling most of my adult life.) Get online and work out the kinks. It's a great experience. And, for you doubting Thomases, let me just say that there are some smokin' hot ladies out there (men too, I presume). Trust me, for I have seen the light (and the hotties). Do not doubt, just go do it. Enjoy. - a s s m n k e y