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Mangled hangar and bad bolt- Domestic Dome
assmonkey replied to fredrogers's topic in Rock Climbing Forum
I climbed both routes last summer. My thoughts were that B.S. was pretty on for the grade (5.6), and that FGS was more like a 5.8. I don't remember too much of a run-out on B.S., maybe there were gear placements in the horizontal folds? - a s s m * n k e y -
http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/sex-toys-men.html Enjoy! - a s s m * n k e y
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My partner showed up with these recently (the wiregate version), and I laughed at him for bringing such pretty quickdraws to the crag. But after climbing on them a few times, I found that they clip really well. The thumb notch actually facilitates easy clipping, even the on the dicy clips (when your face is all smashed against the rock and you can't quite see, y'know what I'm talking about). assmonkey likes 'em. - a s s m * n k e y
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For some reason this all reminds of the Henry Rollins poem in which he masturbates in front of a mirror. I think the poem is in "Art to Choke Hearts." - a s s m n k e y
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Over hydrate. Multi-vitamin. A greasy omelette with bacon on the side. Sleep. Go for a 30 minute walk in the sun. It will help. - a s s m n k e y
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Trogdor. Dude. assmonkey has some experience in matters such as these, perhaps I can save you some future heartache. I think you should just single pitch with your SO until she's ready for multis. She'll let you know when by suggesting she is ready on her own. Until that time, I would guess that she is really just trying to make you happy by following you up routes of your choosing. If you want this relationship to last, you may want to just let it go, and find some other buddies to climb multis with. I've had at least three "climbing" girlfriends over the past ten years who really looked great in snugtops, but weren't comfortable leading or anywhere off the deck. I have slowly learned in each relationship that pushing an SO where they are not yet ready to go is courting disaster in the relationship. Ouch, the memories are painful. Anyway, I'll STFU now. Tread lightly here. - Dr. Phil Uh, I mean, - a s s m * n k e y
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Post 'em if you got 'em. - a s s m n k e y
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Do you have pictures to prove it? Either contention. - a s s m n k e y
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Did the Sherriff ticket homeboy? - a s s m * n k e y
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Can someone explain to me what is a "single stack in the Concealed Carry category?" - a s s m * n k e y
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This is interesting. The International Grammar Standards Organization has approved a new punctuation mark for use. Read more about the quartercolon. - a s s m n k e y
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Was that article here? http://www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com - a s s m * n k e y
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Zogby essay, titled, The Election is Kerry's to Lose. The thing is guys, Kerry hasn't even started to campaign yet! And why should he? Why would he want to interrupt the current string of events? 9/11 hearings, Rumsfeld hearings, Abu Ghraib, gas prices going up.... He couldn't have asked for a better month. - a s s m * n k e y
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Those look neat. I think I can accessorize them pretty well with Birkenstocks. Open-toe, of course. - a s s m n k e y
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You can get away with just bringing 'draws and a rope. I'm no expert on the area, but there is a formation with about a dozen or more moderate bolted routes just south of town behind an aparment complex. It was enough to keep me and my special ladyfriend busy for a day at Whistler last summer. - a s s m * n k e y
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wt! Shit, sorry. Had my finger on the trigger.
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PP, whenever you post those charts, I can never read them. The print is too small or something. Nice first essay link. And Glacier link "anything into oil" is mind-bending. I heard the Buffet's (or the Forbe's?) invested high dollar into that emerging technology. wt! wt! - MR. a s s m * n k e y
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