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I saw sparks fly, from the corner of my eyeAnd when I turned, it was love at first sightI said please excuse me, I didn't catch your nameOh it'd be a shame not to see you againAnd just when I thought she was comin' to my doorShe whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she saidI'm only seventeen, but I'll show you love like you've never seenShe's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for meCome to my place, we can talk it over, oh everything going down in your headShe said take it easy, I need some time, time to work it out, to make you mineAnd just when I thought she was comin' to my doorShe whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she saidI'm only seventeen, you ain't seen love, ain't seen nothing like meShe's only seventeen, seventeen(Solo)Such a bad girl, loves to work me overtimeFeels good (ha), dancin' close to the borderlineShe's a magic mountain, she's a leather gloveOh she's my soul, it must be loveShe's only seventeen, still she gives me love, like I've never seenShe's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for meShe's everything I need, daddy says she's too youngBut she's old enough, old enough for me

HI IM ALL CAPS MAN! CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? IM SHOUTING AT YOU IN ALL CAPS! FUCK ALL YALL!

You either surf or you fight.

You smell that? Do you smell that?... Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.

"We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village. Army after army. " "I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving. " "What do you call assassins who accuse assassins?" "The horror. The horror."

So does spotting a bear or cougar get you a free heli ride out of the woods these day? Sweet!

canada day humor for ya In a train car there were a Canadian, an American, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek. The blonde thought - "That American son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face." The fat lady thought - "This dirty old American laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him". The American thought - "That bastard Canadian put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me". The Canadian thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon, so I can smack that stupid American again". This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision. Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. Canadians: And this is a lighthouse

I 2nd or 3rd the comment that a GSM phone is abolutely worthless in the Cascades as an emergency phone. I actually have *never* even got reception with my AT&T GSM phone on any hike or climb in the Cascades. Plan on only getting reception in cities and on the I-5 on I-90 corridors.

This guy died a little over a month after I was born. Frozen body found on Mt. McKinley.

Depending on where you are located, that area is a lot of fun. Just go talk to the guys at Olympic Mountaineering in Port Angeles for details. I can't remember how many routes are there, but I've had fun climbing there. Here a few pictures of the area: Elwah climbing. Elwah panorama Have fun.

Campmor will sell you one. On sale even.

Softly falls the light of day, While our campfire fades away. Silently each Scout should ask: "Have I done my daily task? Have I kept my honor bright? Can I guiltless sleep tonight? Have I done and have I dared Everything to be prepared?"

Are we talking about the River's Edge here?

How much is the land going for out there? I'm thinking of starting a cult, and I need some communal property.

Is this what you found?

Unless his little bones develop at the same rate, he is going to have the same problems that steriod using atheletes have: their bodies fall apart because they can't take what the stress that the excessive muscles are dishing out. Also, it will be interesting to see this kid is like when he is older...

Wonder Twin Powers Unite! Form of -a

Check out the dreadlocks on this guy: story

Very nice! This is my favorite bit: Thanks for posting!

Hey Gotterdam rung, what do you have against Burt Reynolds?

What a story. Thanks for posting, glad you didn't become another "news item"...

Paul RIP.