olyclimber

After reading this thread, I'm sure a lot of you are thinking...."how can I bring Gun into my life?" or "Gun seems right to me, how to does the thinking man proceed?". This is a natural feeling, and here is how to procede. The more informed people out there, the safer we'll all be.

Marylou, them there tanks thingys aren't very safe anymore.

Nevermind.

Chapter 1. Page 1.

People that steal other peoples peeves!

Skeezix, that isn't going to cut it. Everyone else is getting RPGs.

To be totally fair, the dogs should be given guns too.

This is a cool picture: The color is so much better in these pics than the printouts you brought to pubclub!

Be safe. Take no page top, anchor, or saftey mechanism for granted.

The clear lesson here is don't let your dogs run free unless you're packing heat to defend yourself. If someone is shooting at you and yours, the only thing to do is to return fire. Peace through superior firepower. R.I.P Grant.

I believe this is a cross post to this thread....

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Monday: Mailbox Peak with 38 lbs of Mini-Me on my back. <thump thump>

I used my 500th post to be a vengeful smart ass.

The neat thing about genetically modified food is that someday it may be impossible to get anything else. You have genetically modified seeds blowing into your natural crop, the modified seed is going to take over your crop. Corporations like Monsanto are sueing some farmers because modified plants are growing in their field that they didn't pay for...because they came from a field next door.

1. Peeve threads

How am I doing?

Now you smart asses out there: put on your "Spray Hat" and give me a few of you favorite one item lists.

*steaksauce 's favorite response to any question was to lift one of his fingers. His little boy attendant imitated him, and whenever the boy was asked by strangers as to the teachings of his *steaksauce he would lift his finger. Learning of this, the *steaksauce one day called the boy in and cut off his finger. The boy in fright and pain tried to run away, but was called back, when the *steaksauce held up his finger. The boy tried to imitate the *steaksauce, as was his wont, but the finger was no more there, and suddenly the signifigance of it all dawned on him. Copying is slavery. The letter must never be followed, only the spirit is to be grasped. Higher affirmations live in the spirit. And where is the spirit? Seek it in your everyday experience, and therein lies abundance of proof for all you need.

Yes. It is Bad English. Have you read the book?

oi!

Time for a vision check or a new monitor Dru. It says 'attached'.