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    Martlet

    STEAK SAUCE!
  2. olyclimber

    Martlet

    ***You are ignoring this snaffle ***
  3. olyclimber

    Martlet

    I know...for instance...Marty just posted "*** You are ignoring this user ***", and since I'm posting this here, now you have to read what he wrote, even if you are ignoring him. It is a pain, but I suppose no system is perfect.
  4. olyclimber

    Martlet

    You're missing more than that Squidboy! There is some guy Marlet on this board who just keeps typing in "*** You are ignoring this user ***" over and and over again! He is cracking me up! Some sort of mantra for him, I guess.
  5. olyclimber

    Martlet

    You know, Marty, now that I can't hear you anymore, I'm really starting to like you much better.
  6. olyclimber

    Martlet

    Griz, he doesn't climb. He is probably locked up in some instuition. Even if he would answer, I'll never know....BECAUSE I CAN'T HEAR HIM...
  7. DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING? THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS MARTY! HELL, EVEN SAYING "MOONBAT" IS FUNNY NOW!!! "MOONBAT""MOONBAT""MOONBAT" I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A GREAT DAY!
  8. STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU! WHATEVER YOU DO, BETTER READ THE RULES OF CONDUCT FOR THIS BOARD, OR YOU'RE GONNA GET BANNED, AND THEN IT IS NO MORE *** You are ignoring this user *** FOR ME! I KNOW THIS WOULD BREAK YOUR HEART, BUT I WOULDN'T KNOW AS I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!
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    Martlet

    Could Martlet be the N O D D E R? H-E double toothpicks, I think you're on to something there squidboy!
  10. olyclimber

    Martlet

    WHAT? SPEAKUP! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
  11. Nice... as a future enhancement it would be nice to be able to vote someone off the island...
  12. OK, after I get done reading the Internet, I'll get on this. I'm sure it won't take but a hour or two to study the Masters of cc.com.
  13. Chuck and Icegirl, thanks for the info. "You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use this BB to post any material which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise violative of any law. You agree not to post any copyrighted material unless the copyright is owned by you or by this BB." I guess that this isn't strictly enforced. Ah well, that is what makes it interesting, I guess.
  14. Can some old timer on this board (I've only been on for 9 months or so) run down the history of people who have been banned from this board and why? What do you have to do to get banned? Continuely post Spray in non-Spray forums? Physically threaten others? Just curious of why people who actually want to talk about climbing get banned, and other flamebait jerks get to post on. This is a climbing board, right? I have heard of Trask and Dwayner, and I have no idea if they were banned or just left. Then again, did Trask even climb? Thanks...
  15. This is done. Have a nice day. Good luck with Marlett.
  16. You mean Xenu is not Molly Ringwald? Then I guess I'm not. And I thought I was having a satori
  17. If we count our apples as oranges, then we'll have more oranges. Problem solved.
  18. The Story of Molly and the steaksauce Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be more precise) there was an alien galactic ruler named Molly Ringwald. Molly Ringwald was in charge of all the planets in this part of the galaxy including our own planet Earth, except in those days it was called Teegeeack. Now Molly Ringwald had a problem. All of the 76 planets she controlled were overpopulated. Each planet had on average 178 billion people. she wanted to get rid of all the overpopulation so she had a plan. Molly Ringwald took over complete control with the help of renegades to defeat the good people and the Loyal Officers. Then with the help of psychiatrists she called in billions of people for income tax inspections where they were instead given injections of alcohol and glycol mixed to paralyse them. Then they were put into space planes that looked exactly like DC8s (except they had rocket motors instead of propellers). These DC8 space planes then flew to planet Earth where the paralysed people were stacked around the bases of volcanoes in their hundreds of billions. When they had finished stacking them around then H-bombs were lowered into the volcanoes. Molly Ringwald then detonated all the H-bombs at the same time and everyone was killed. The story doesn't end there though. Since everyone has a soul (called a "steaksauce" in this story) then you have to trick souls into not coming back again. So while the hundreds of billions of souls were being blown around by the nuclear winds she had special electronic traps that caught all the souls in electronic beams (the electronic beams were sticky like fly-paper). After she had captured all these souls she had them packed into boxes and taken to a few huge cinemas. There all the souls had to spend days watching special 3D motion pictures that told them what life should be like and many confusing things. In this film they were shown false pictures and told they were God, The Devil and Christ. In the story this process is called "implanting". When the films ended and the souls left the cinema these souls started to stick together because since they had all seen the same film they thought they were the same people. They clustered in groups of a few thousand. Now because there were only a few living bodies left they stayed as clusters and inhabited these bodies. As for Molly Ringwald, the Loyal Officers finally overthrew him and they locked him away in a mountain on one of the planets. She is kept in by a force-field powered by an eternal battery and Molly Ringwald is still alive today.
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