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  1. Let me take this opportunity to bitch about the new transit system in Seattle. I was living in Des Moines right when we switched from the traditional Metro system to the more wide spread "Sound Transit". My bus commute went from 1 hour on 1 bus for a 20 mile commute to 2.5 hours and 3 buses. Surprisingly, I started driving to work again. Now I live in North Seattle and it would take me almost 3 hours to get to work. The first bus wouldn't pick me up until 6:00am, meaning I would have to work until about 8:00 every night.
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    Martlet

    I would argue that Martlet's Trolls are a little more effective than DooLittle's. DooLittle failed to really piss anyone off.
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    Martlet

    Ok... I've got a theory: Icegirl wanted to spice up Spray a bit now that all of the abrasive personalities are gone, so she asked Martlet to join in. You gotta admit - he has given us something to do for the past couple of days.
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    Martlet

    Martlet - Were you born an internet asshole, or did you work at it?
  5. Are those jazz hands?
  6. REI Outlet has BD Quiclsilver 2 biners for $3.93 Link
  7. yes, um... very well put...
  8. Someone tampered with his aspirin. That's why they have those seals on the bottles.
  9. I'm sorry I didn't make it. I was standing in the rain at Exit 38 teaching some folks how to escape the belay and rappel past a knot. Beer , meat , and slides looked like more fun.
  10. SNL Skits with Alec Baldwin. What did you think I was talking about? Look them up on your favorite file sharing software.
  11. schweaty balls and schweaty weiner
  12. I open my pack, drop it in, then stuff the rest of the shit I might need in too.
  13. I saw a dynamic belay at Smith that almost led to a head injury. Another dynamic belay ended in a severely bashed knee for the belayer. Gimme an anchor. Why don't sport climbers on bolted routes use belay anchors? If there isn't an obvious natural anchor, why couldn't they add a couple of bolts at the bottom?
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    Drug testing

    Just watch for flashbacks.
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    Drug testing

    Here's a thought: Hydration - drink as much H2O as you can stand, then drink some more. It will dillute the other components of your piss. The vitamin B to turn your piss yellow is probably a good idea too. Or maybe asparagus. Another thought: most companies do drug testing but don't care about the results until you piss them off. Then they have a reason to fire you.
  16. I'm with CBS on this. It would be damn easy to go from a rappel to a rope clamp with the Reverso. I think I need to get one.
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    Public Sex!

    The whole tiome the bird was thinking.... "I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!!!"
  18. None for me... Thanks
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    Public Sex!

    Funny, usually I sniff the pussy...
  20. Yep, I imagine that there were plenty of fish ladders around when the treaty was signed...
  21. Is this a carry over from the big house cat thread?
  22. That was some cool shit. Good job Distel & Dru. I really like the pic of the four finger hang. Nice. If I'm ever in Bumfukt Canada, I'll watch someone else climb it.
  23. I would really like to do a crevasse crossing with two ladders lashed together. I think it would be an interesting experience, esp. when my fatass caused the whole thing to sag.
  24. or maybe good reflexes.
  25. My best is 24.89 Whatchugot? The Game
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