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EWolfe

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  1. EWolfe

    Trask

    Hmmmm. Where have I heard this before? A Fond Fuck-You Farewell, If It Be So.
  2. Rejected Mars Rover Idea #249
  3. 'We were monitoring a rare wood duck! Yeah, thats it! In fact, the Audobon Society asked us to set up the camera, that's the ticket!"
  4. Nice job of seperating the grain from the chaff.
  5. Don't forget to invite your pal, FeralP(ig)!
  6. EWolfe

    Good joke

    Here's some Jacko jokes I heard today: Q:What does Michael Jackson like about twenty eight year-olds? A: There's twenty of them! Q: Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz-to-Men? A: He thought it was a delivery service! Q: What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: Pardon me, could you move? You're in my son.
  7. Have fun with the new ice tools! Thanks for chipping up the holds in my cave with them - what a pal!
  8. EWolfe

    whack the penguin

    I would guess that the "#1" score is "378", making 1378? If so, that certainly challenges Dave's 420 claim....
  9. EWolfe

    SAMPLE..tonite

    Yo, Dawg! Can't be mackin 'bout dat and not be givin' a bump up to tha sweet granite, Playa!
  10. EWolfe

    whack the penguin

    316.3 Do the graffiti artists mean Reinhold Messner and Yeti?
  11. EWolfe

    SAMPLE..tonite

    Roark, I bet you are looking forward to when "CowGirls" opens in Pioneer Square Sidearms only?
  12. There's also a hundred-foot ladder in Seattle that is a blast! And it is hidden pretty well from prying eyes. A few laps up and down that will give you a good workout PM for info
  13. Resurrecting a great thread!! Those cracks are sweet! Downclimbing is a bit harder. The watertower in Volunteer Park is a good traverse, as well.
  14. [ "I'LL GET YOU, MY PRETTY! AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOTO, TOO" "BWAHAHAHAHA!"
  15. EWolfe

    State Of The Union

    How about a state of the ONION address?
  16. The monkey speaks tonight, four days before the Chinese acknowledge his year.
  17. EWolfe

    Die

    Not today. How about never? Does never work for you?
  18. EWolfe

    Cloned Human?

    "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." --Douglas Adams
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