Here's some Jacko jokes I heard today:
Q:What does Michael Jackson like about twenty eight year-olds?
A: There's twenty of them!
Q: Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz-to-Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service!
Q: What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Pardon me, could you move? You're in my son.
There's also a hundred-foot ladder in Seattle that is a blast! And it is hidden pretty well from prying eyes.
A few laps up and down that will give you a good workout
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