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He needs punishing:

Are we there yet?? Huh? Are we? Oh, Boy!!!!! I can hardly wait!

Plowing ahead with singular perspective. How unlike a liberal.

"Paramedics will turn to a victim's cell phone for clues to that person's identity. You can make their job much easier with a simple idea that they are trying to get everyone to adopt: ICE. ICE stands for In Case of Emergency. If you add an entry in the contacts list in your cell phone under ICE, with the name and phone no. of the person that the emergency services should call on your behalf, you can save them a lot of time and have your loved ones contacted quickly. It only takes a few moments of your time to do. Paramedics know what ICE means and they look for it immediately."

FiFi says NO!

slippers!

Taking masked bandits into your home is always good advice!

I can flip him shit cuz he's on a two-day float.

I was just thinking about Mike and the up-coming article link to his whole real-and-on-line persona. Later, after he crunches enough bones, he'll be the freak hanging out down on Railroad Ave.

There was this tunnel no one would ever find....

Why is Greg's story locked?

From The Onion: Government Relief Workers Mosey In To Help FEMA representatives call out to survivors, "Show us your tits for emergency rations!" NEW ORLEANS—Federal Emergency Management Agency director Michael Brown, leading a detachment of 7,500 relief workers, moseyed on down to New Orleans Monday afternoon. "Well, I do declare, it's my job to see if any of these poor folks need any old thing," Brown said from his command rocker on the command post porch, adding, "Mighty hot day, ain't it?" Follow-up teams of emergency relief workers are expected to begin ambling into the Gulf Coast region as early as this weekend. "They should be getting the trucks good and warmed up anytime now, and they'll be cruising into town just as soon as all the reservists stroll in," said Brown, who is currently at his desk awaiting offers of food, water, and evacuation buses to roll in from "somewhere or other."

More like genuflect-and-kiss-your-ass-goodbye-if-you're-poor day.

Funny. It's usually you who has the fetish-of-the-week.

Off fondling feces in some exotic location, no doubt...

Go kill yourself. Now.

read: slothrop's bustin' out all his avatars for this one.

A Winnar Is yuo!

Classic!

Plus Smith is welded Tuff - basically compacted ash. Much more suceptible to erosion through use and **ahem** constant brushing.

I got yo colla Beeeeyotch!

Boy, some people have all the weekend fun...

I can hear him in the bannination chamber, begging for reprieve. How do I know this? Because I am halfway there...