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I religiously remove my faceplate after having three stereos stolen over the years. A few months back someone broke into my car again probably hoping to find the face plate hidden somewhere. They didn't get anything, but I got a busted out lock out of the deal. I'm not planning on replacing the lock. The lesson is remove your faceplate. It works.

I just paid off my rig a few months back as well. My plan is to run that fucker into the ground and milk AAA for all it's worth. Maybe I can get another 100k out of it with some duct tape and several hundred cases of oil. In a few years it will be the envy of all the dirtbag climbers out there.

This sounds like fun. I assume it is BYOB?

My first deck back in '86 was a Vision Gator. I wish I still had that thing.

Hey Traskwipe, the Braves have the best record in MLB. Hey Birdshit, go fist your ass with a bat. Traskwipe, you could probably fit two bats in your canyon ass from what I've heard.

Hey Traskwipe, the Braves have the best record in MLB.

In my opinion traskhole is a little crybaby if he needs someone else to push the English button for him. Probably spent the last few days stewing around and stomping his feet. Get over it, asseye.

Skoal

So, your idea of improving your quality of life is to move to Tacoma and climb bridges with glue on holds? To each his own. Welcome back!

what 'local consensus'? karl baba you should be old enough to know that few climbing areas have a 'consensus'. its usually just the loudest most ornery mother fuckers that impose their will upon others. your registry will just shift that to another venue at best. so fuck you and that 'registry' authoritarian cocksucking bullshit. you just trying to play the same game as the man. dancing for the man just aint where its at. Yeah, people like yourself ruin a lot of cool ideas.

How embarrassing. At least that might explain why the last time I tried to climb Mt. Baker I ended up stranded somewhere in the San Juan Islands.

CBS, I wish. Maybe someday when I get a little bit of cash saved up... The bird's nest is currently located in Capitol Hill, WA. You might be thinking of one of my many imposters.

I wasn't there, so I must not be cool.

Perfect... cause I know for a fact Norsky ain't pullin no ROTC in the near future. Homeboy's got a 20+ lb layer of winter fat hangin off of his gut.

I always wanted to be named Lemmy.

With a slew of 5.9 cracks under my belt I threw myself at Karate Crack 10a at Smiff and got my holy ass kicked. My hope it that it is a testpiece for the grade.

Okay. I get dibbs on Trask. I'll give him the ass fucking of a lifetime. Who wants sloppy seconds?

The best one I ever saw: "I'd rather be scrapbooking"

Check this out. There is a public campground up the hill a little ways. It is complete ass, but it is cheap, maybe free... I can't remember.

Twice a year the North Face store in Seattle has a sale for patrons. You just need to get on the mailing list. Everything in the store is 25% off. I have bought a lot of rock pro and other gear from them.

If you want to know more about poo check this out.

I will trade a oversized novelty imitation horsecock for it.

As well as coffee and intimidating route has a cleansing effect on me. I have dug many a hole and filled them with rich creamy goodness. One that stands out in my mind was Snake Dike on Half Dome. I remember watching a couple of friends start up it and the mere sight of it sent me on a desperate mission to find a place to send a project. Am I alone in this phenomenon or has anyone else experienced a poo inducing climb?

I use a shitty old hockey bag. You can probably find one for real cheap.

probably committed suicide after the thrashing he or she got.