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  1. bird

    Amsterdam

    What I meant to say is after you go on a hash, shroom, coke, and heroin bender and get ridden by a 300 lb prostitute, check out the Van Gogh museum on the way out if you have time.
  2. bird

    Amsterdam

    If you only go to one museum go to the Van Gogh museum.
  3. bird

    how do I start?

    Someone needs to get a picture of him nude stemming or manteling for the cc.com calandar.
  4. bird

    how do I start?

    I'm sorry timmy. You are too fat to sit start.
  5. I fully agree.
  6. bird

    NEW CAR!

    I think this does nothing to spoil fuel cell technology. It should probably be used in conjunction with it. Why wouldn't you want to transfer the breaking energy back into usable energy? There will still be a need for fuel efficiency even though the source will be clean burning.
  7. bird

    XTREMO

    I just had some with lunch and ate extremely fast. For some reason my knifework was dead on.
  8. Listen to the rhetoric people... evil doers. Looks like someone done got their brains washed. Bawhahahaha.
  9. bird

    Top 3

    It has been a horrible climbing summer. My list reflects that. 1. I got engaged. 2. nearly onsighting exaspirator in Squamish after not leading a trad pitch in 7 months. (yes, unfortunately this is my greatest climbing achievement of the summer. I suck.) 3. Paddling with orcas just like Ryland
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    Zeke's

    Your're right, bouldering is boring. Don't ever go. I was so friggin bored at the Peabody's and the Valley Circuits. Squamish? Boooring!!! The Happys? Snooooooore! Stick to stressful shady gear placements and loose rock on routes at Index like Even Steven or Bat Skins. You won't be bored! Norsky, you forgot the most lame of all lame places on your list.... Tuolumne!!
  11. Who really cares what hollywood types say about politics? It is like getting advice from Distel32 on Liberty Ridge or static point. You should be pissed off when they crank out half assed movies just to pay the bills.
  12. This one must be from the intermediate course. I don't think they teach free solo talus technique in the beginner course.
  13. if you look closely they ticked the crucial foothold above his left foot.
  14. If you want to brush up on local culture you should watch a movie called Gummo.
  15. Neither would I, but compared to the hundreds of millions of dollars in losses in Kelowna alone, in just two days? Get real. 250 families - probably about 800 people - have lost everything in a weekend, compared to, what, a couple of dozen people who have had a few things taken from their cars over the last few months. And this "seems about on par?" What the Hell kind of golf course are you guys playing on? You're right. If I implied they were equal... my bad.
  16. I wouldn't excatly characterize what is happening in Squamish "a few smash and grabbs".
  17. Radiohead!!!
  18. And who might "said ropegun" be? Rusty? Yeah, I have found that stinky eurotrash beanpoles are the best ropeguns.
  19. bird

    London Calling

    Radiohead - OK Computer Dr. Dre - The Chronic Ween - The Mollusk
  20. I wish windex tasted as good as it smells.
  21. I usually always rap from the chains when crag climbing. These are the situations when I don't: 1. I fucked up and forgot my belay device. 2. A ropegun sets up a toprope for less accomplished climber like myself where there is potential that I may never see the chains... so, said ropegun threads it through chains and is lowered. 3. I am setting up a toprope for someone who doesn't know how to tear down and anchor. I was taught to minimize wear on chains and rope if there is a sharp ledge it is running on. Maybe there is less chance of rapping of the end of your rope if someone is lowering you... like if you aren't rapping from the center of the rope or something?
  22. bird

    Tssk, tssk, Arnold!

    I think we need a stoner who gets laid all the time in the white house. Whenever there was an explosive international situation, he'd be all "everybody just chill!" Alas, Arnold can never be Pres-o-dent. I'm with you b-head. I will take my statement back about being indifferent and say that it really drastically improved my opinion of him.
  23. bird

    Tssk, tssk, Arnold!

    I don't think this has much of an effect on my opinion of the guy. However, after reading that article I am considering getting into bodybuilding.
  24. I got a 1980's climbing rack: Bosch drill, bolts, hangers, 15 draws, hammer and chisel, plastic holds and glue.
  25. ...nonetheless, it is a classic and I enjoyed reading it again!
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