lummox

with nail polish. a color that is fabulous and makes my eyes sparkle.

my 'summit bid' begins when i first manage to leave town (often the crux of any trip).

i dont do 'drates too much anymore.

i use the cc.com tr thingy.

too funny.

btw. it is now illegal to smoke on the beach in santa monica california. you cant drink alcohol on the beach and you cant screw either. way wrong imho.

how bout some climbing accident pictures too?

its just sarcasm. kisses.

they burn dead animals and incense at temples. you need another metaphor.

for the sponsorship money you frigin mo-ron.

yes. yes. and that would be a pinkpoint.

it is shady for most of the day. i have a worn jacket in august on it.

i have been straight out tole to my face that it is nasty when i have a dip in too. now that shit is just rude.

you saw the date on that editorial?

pursing your lips as you exhale forcefully. like you are passing a stone.

the bullsheeot against people who use tobacco is outta hand. other people treat you like a criminal if you light up a smoke. i am like 'wtf asshole? it aint like i just snuffed a baby in front of ya. its only cancer. get over it.' and if you dip a little snoose people will just outright tell you that spitting is 'disgusting'. i am like 'wtf asshole? being fugly is disgusting too. i aint complaining about how your mug is making my stomach churn.' down in mexico you can smoke in restaurants and grocery stores and nobody gives you the stink eye. is it all just pretentiousness? i think so.

Isn't there a "Get over your anger at the whole fukin world" step? black eyes to you. if it werent for anger i woulnt feel anything. and i dont know any other way to deal with traffic.

cocaine. oh yeah. and then you can be president.

okay. okay. i am dick cheney and i live deep underground in a bombproof bunker. i control the whitehouse like a nine year old girl controls barbie and her doll friends in a 'cali girl pool set'. dont make me prove it by having condi rice get hair extensions like christina aguilerra (who i control as well).

'survival gun' and plenty ammo. aint you ever read 'into the wild'?

if you got cheapass haul bags just pack em like to throw off el cap: empty and open water bottles on the bottom and a streamer to keep the thing upright. huck it and fuck it.

not. dont get caught. Yeah - air dropping food in the Wilderness seems like such a dastardly act. The damage to the environment is unimaginable! it is the damage to the wallet that is the worry.

depends

liquid beer.