lummox

back to belay 101

no. i cannot conceive any reason.

like an atv with two doors? where ya put the gun rack?

it is probably fun to drive but i woulnt want to be in a wreck.

no. i was tempted though.

I am not in any way joking at all. If there is a climber that I IDOLIZE ADMIRE WOULD BE A GROUPY FOR it would and is hands DOWN JOHN LONG. he is atracktive intelligent, humerus, and he has climbed and done everything. I would truely be hounerd if he would sign my belly although I would probably not be able to get the request out of my mouth standing in front of him. I am trying to work out a plan to be there and if I can I will be. groupies are cool.

ronald reagan cant even wipe his own ass anymore.

Why? You horny or somethin'? as if you had to ask. but i like grrls. with tattoos and emotional problems.

you are an army of one.

trollin for dates?

workout from purgatory. after 25 reps the last 5 dont hurt anymore. really. and your get the taste of lactic acid.

them f-in swiss think they are so cool. the swatch company concieved the 'smart car'. it is coming to the us. look for them stuck to the grills of suvs everywhere.

i climb 5.8+.

oh man. i answered one a them ads for male models years ago. i got suspicious about it all when the release form mentioned nudity. turns out they were taking photos for gay sex magazines.

cry me a river.

i am type 'L' for loser. i cant believe i checked out that gay website.

i got this letter from my 'friend' martha. she needs 'help' in the form of a letter to a judge attesting to her character and shit. im like 'where the fuk were you when i needed bail money for that 3rd dui? where were you when the ministorage with all my shit burned up cause the fuker in the next unit stored his meth making solvents there? where the fuk were you when my earth tone towell set became gauche and you woudnt give me no pastel ones for cheap tho i know you got plenty of that kmart shizzle?' but then i think back to all the good times we had. and that every time i seen her she rubbed one out for me. i reckon i will write. thats what friends are for. what would you write?

do not misunderestimate the power of stupidity.

if you aint already into phase 5 of your 8 phase program you are way too late to start training now.

take the email list and send to a penis elargement site or sumpin. thatll teach em.

crazier than a crack whore.

#1 show in saudi arabia: baywatch. we are winning the war on terrorism.

go fly a kite?

fukin long drive for some sport climbing imho.