lummox

personally i have no problem with torching a few pacifists to achieve political gains. but why just pick on the shinto bhuddists? i say lets burn some zorastrians unless the argentinian rights to the falklands are restored. i am sure the dailai lama would burn his right arm to FREE TIBET. ya. i think so. hell the la cops should beat rodney king again just because we cant all get along. all this bullshit in iraq reminds me of an old tv program: M-I-C see ya real soon. K-E-Y why? because we like you. M-O-U-S-E.

i got a chance to fly around mt hood yesterday and it all just brought home how fukin nice spring has been.

shagadelic!

when i am out setting mountain speed records and shit i dont have time to be eating and i dont have room to carry food. zoom zooom. you know?

due to the nature of my work i pay all at once. due to my nature i spend my money and dont save too well. april is painful.

the twins olsen.

no way. my email keeps gettin bounced back. that bullshit is lame and i get enough of it from my exclimbing partners. I've got friends who could help you find out where she lives. Don't let technological snafus stand in the way of true love. just get me into a party where these two can be found

a person couldnt make this shit up. i mean there was the 'miles glorious' story by fish but this 'reality' takes it to another level.

no way. my email keeps gettin bounced back. that bullshit is lame and i get enough of it from my exclimbing partners.

a 'quintile'? aint that one of them multi twin girls from canada?

okay okay. so she is asking for the abuse. but does baggin on her even if she needs it affect your own karma? magick 8 ball says 'concentrate and ask again' i mean 'better not tell you now'. arrgh! i mean 'without a doubt' so knock it off.

watch out for wilding youth.

i am so fukin lost in forms and publications and schedules. i hate it. fuk the man

so quit bumming my stone by writing disrespectful she-ot. really.

That is the stupidest question I've ever heard...uh, I'd feel like I just won the Super Bowl, sunk a hole-in-one to win the Masters, took the checkered flag at Indy AND Daytona, and netted the final goal to clinch the Stanley Cup. seriously folks. i think annabelle sells real estate in sun valley. that is some serious dollar for faux rugged cabins and shit up there i know it. and i think her mom hooked her up with the chilean expedition. that is some cra-cra shizzle to be trying everest as the 1st summit ina 7 summit quest. chick aims high. but what else would you expect from someone who used to date tommy hilfiger and spent a summer holiday with the duke of york in st tropez and rode horseback across bolivia. all kinds of wacky shit. she gots style.

you know she is washing her hair today. shamba-la.

You can call me Imelda from here on. not even. 10 pairs is WEAK! you need to step up your game.

only 10 pairs of shoes? really. anyone remember todd skinners van onto which he bolted a mini wall. that was funny.

this shizzle is upstanding. better recognize. i have no idea what the ladys goal is but it aint easy to walk up the big e. i give her props for trying and i will keep tabs on her website lookin for the money shot. aieet. i read her latest journal entries and am giving her less than even odds on summitting.

i am looking forward to the tr from an 'edward 40 hands' ascent of something.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." Q: Why do men "break wind" more than women? A: Because women can't stay quiet long enough to build up the required pressure. All wives are alike. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her. Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? A: Divorced. Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink

what is a 'jo jo'?

extreme.

you people have no respect for the sanctity of lvoe. i mean love.