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Bathtubs and shaving cream are way funner than rippin' shit off together. She must have really luved you...... oh yeah. total love. wanted to marry me and have my children. fucking sadist.

sheeit. shaving is weak. the truly bold sugar. i had a girlfriend do that to my legs one time. fukin a that hurt. the anticipation of the rip was the worst part.

it all started when jon wrote that a couple riders were 'huge'. and i shave from the ears down. a fukin walkin talkin risk of razor burn cuz the wimmin luv it.

i got one a those. pretty good. but i prefer the old petzl zoom for night-time route finding.

i have spent time in texas. and no. i wasnt incarcerated. the young women are fine. but they get fatter the older they get. there are some seriously big people in that state. ice tea automatically comes super sweet and fried chicken and pudding is common at a salad bar.

reminds me of a joke: An American was visiting London and after walking around all day he really had to take a leak. Not finding a public restroom, he decided to go down an alley and do his business there. Just as he was starting to unzip a Boby came along and said" Right....wots going on here?. The man said, "I really have to take a leak, and I couldn't find a public restroom." " Come with me " said the bobby, "I'll show you where you can take a wiz," leading the man down the street a few yards. They came to a beautiful garden with pretty green grass, lots of flowers and neatly trimmed hedges. Pointing to a bush the bobby said," here you go do your business right here sir." The gentleman looked around and thought ok, if he says so. He unzipped his pants and started to wiz, looking back at the bobby he said," Is this the usual British hospitality?" "No sir says the bobby, It's the French embassy."

it sure sucks when your leader has to stop 3m from the next anchor while you daisy into the anchor and then untie your knot you had been tied into the anchor with, so she can finish the pitch that sure would suck cuz that would mean you climbing the grand on a 120foot fucking rope. btw it sucks to be unneccesarily unsafe for the sake of belayer convenience.

fuk a dude. i was on a boat coming into shelter island san diego last week right up the ass of a submarine. fukin coast guard dudes ina rib pointing a 50cal at us while a copter was overhead and jets were landing over the ammo dump. usa military is fukin scary strong. im telling the captain to back the fuck off the diesel or were gonna get boarded and fuked with. i got more stories bout mexican navy pukes pointing their fucked up old model m16s too. fukin a.

no tv or vcr? what about the lion king for the billionith showing? or sing along with ariel and the rasta crab?

no. they are skinny. way. check it fer urself: mario: http://www.cycling4fans.com/e/informations/riders/e2b_cipollini.htm george: http://www.uspsprocycling.com/02team/03bio_hincapie.htm

you got blueballs or sumpin? fukin crabby as all hell.

enchanted rock is pretty cool to visit. but go in the winter. and then only if you gotta go through texas. i once spent an enjoyable night in pecos shooting pool and drinking beer with some bikers. texans are alright with me.

before and after:

where are the critiques of the belay setup?

fuk dude. im still waiting on the release of jenna jamesons book 'how to make love like a pornstar'.

the deadfuck at the top looks kina like bluto. the other fuker could be one of many in the world. whata bout the dna tests?

u like rimming

you are a master of the obvious.

unlike the vw? yea. better stick with the dragster westfalia.

from the uspsprocycling website george is 6foot3 but only weighs 170 lbs. that aint huge. cipollini is 6foot4 and 174 lbs. fucking skinny.

i guess thats why a tacoma won the pikes peak two years running (98 and 99)?

do not do this to yourself. instead buy a reliable yota tacoma with a sizable shell or a camper top.

from gray davis (the asswipe governer of california) regarding the impending recall election: 'In a strange way, this has got my juices flowing.' in a strange way thats about the gayest thing i ever heard. anybody got another fucked up quote?

today i been two months straight without a drink. i wake up feeling ok rather than shitty. my work has gotten better. im nicer to people or at least less mean. im climbing pretty good. i gots money in the bank. thanks jc.