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LOL! ...close but I fixed it for you to be New Zealand style.

When do we get another page so I can read normally? Now?

And you've only chopped ONE rope so far? A record!

OMG. I swear that I'm gonna have my Adams Apple surgically removed so that when I see shit like that my balls have room to move right on up to my throat. Nice job. We need to get this on another page since OW messed up the formating with that large pic.

There we go, nice call Lowell!!! Excellent idea. I'm chuckling now over Scott Peterson calling me from on route on the side of half Dome as I was driving home from climbing to ask for beta on pitch 7 of Snake Dike just a couple of weeks ago. They were climbing in the dark with less than stellar headlamps, although at the time I admit that I felt like a dunce for not knowing jack or shit for Scott. Cell phones are remarkable. "HEY LCK, stop surfing that damndable pornography and watch me here, it's damn dicy, hey, let go of that thing and put that brake hand back on the rope!!!! Whuhuh? dude, hold that up so I can see the screen there, what the hell is she doing there? OMG she's soooo hot: I'm gonna need a Kleenex... hey? ....opps...shit...FALLING"..... Where the hell is Tami Knight when you need her LOL!!!

Yeah I took it but don't remember doing it. I might not have been there. Hey, got any frontal pics of Menopause with yer high point marked?

Joseph, I'll just miss you. I'm climbing solid (abiet weak) Sun Nov 08 - Sun Nov 15, and may boulder in between business (cough*gamblinganddrinking*cough for the following 2 or 3 days. Bryan Schmidt is showing up for a single day in there and will no doubt be putting on a clinic on how to climb hard.

Beaks BTW, I still have your shoes in my car. WTF? BTW, As the Death-N-Up can attest, I last week I learned NOT to drink and paint (mark) my gear. Painted all my cam hooks on the business end. Dohh! However, I have learned it is ok to drink and post. I'm sipping the remainder of that $50 bottle of French Red wine I popped last night right now. Beats working:-)

...and you can sleep on the air bag if it gets really cold.

We have a few days of clear weather and then it looks like winter will be here for good. Time to get the last of the year projects in if you have any you haven't gotten too......

My wife started telling me I had to have it with me....AND then she modified that statement to "and turned on". Of course, where I've been climbing this year has no cell phone service anywhere for many many miles...so WTF? I take it up and leave it in the car. I understand having one if you have service. I never use to carry it, but after seeing how useful they are in an emergency, and it will hopefully be someone else's rescue that I call in and not my own, I think having one is a damn good idea. Of course, everyone's results and ideas will vary, as your poll is showing LOL. It hasn't changed my decisions. I just blunder on as always.

Hey Off, it's Ujahn on Lost Warriors!!! Woot! I just talked to him. Dudes working too hard to climb anything and we're going to Red Rocks in about a week. We decided to do the pussy tour and do easy routes, except that Bryan Schmidt will be showing up and he's into hard cracks these days. So if one of us doesn't sack up, he's going to get short shift. I think it's a continuation of the "it sucks to get old and busy tour" I was starting last week. Joesph, ya got to clean your route off or folks from Washington will be thinking poorly of our housekeeping.

Well, this thread took a nice turn for the good, thanks!

Oh no, it wasn't a bad thing at all, sorry if I gave that impression. Sure I nashed my teeth briefly, but the lesson was good, and as they were genuinely good folks, it was OK. I later wound up working for Max Bernbach, who loved me and I thought highly of him as well. I have not yet seen the movie they made of him, but would like to at some time. Remarkable man for many reasons. One thing that I benefited from: he hired any and all holocaust survivors who needed a job, and that was a great lesson when I was a teenager as well bumping into some real worldly people. BTW: My yard work days were over when climbing started:-)

How would you rate this (Not safe for work) site? http://www.yarmulkebra.com/collection.html ps, I hope we can not turn this into some kind of a bashing thread, either each other or any religion or group. As far as penny pinching, it's not uncommon for any old world folks to be that way. When I was a kid, our neighbors had fled Hungry (Maygar) and were looking to become US citizens. My mom asked if my brothers and I could attend the ceremony, and they graciously took us under their wing and allowed us into share that experience: it was interesting and instructive. An interesting lesson which they shared with my brothers and myself. Later, these new citizens wanted to go on vacation and the father asked me if I could take care of their yard for 2 weeks. As a 3rd grader, I was happy to have the trust of adults, plus the money I would make and said sure. For 2 weeks I worked on that yard like no other. Weeds were pulled, it was mowed, trimmed, massaged and manicured. dead twigs were trimmed off plants etc etc. When they got back, the father was very, very pleased. He praised me, and gave me .50 cents handing it over said to me, "Here ya go, go buy yourself a gallon of Ice Cream". What I learned was a very valuable lesson. Not that Jews were tight although in this case it was true as .50 cents would not have bought a gallon of cheap ice cream anywhere and was way below what I thought I would get or what anyone else would have asked for or given. No, I learned about contracts and discussing things in advance. It was a great lesson, and it changed my opinion of the family not at all. I pocketed the .50 cents and the lesson happily.

Righteous, speed is nice, but not hitting the deck is much nicer:-) Equalizing dicey placements close to the ground and taking a little extra time to set em and check em isn't a bad idea! Good Job Scott.

Way to get after it Steve! Woot!

LOL! Saved for posterity G-spotter: "Originally Posted: Thu, 3 Sep 19:17 MDT Leduc Walmart Hottie - m4w Date: 2009-09-03, 7:17PM MDT You were a delicious BBW with a stained white t-shirt & a half a dozen kids in tow, I was sporting a skullet with a HD jean vest & short cut-offs. You offered me a dart from your fresh deck & I refused as I don't smoke menthols. I would love to reconsider that offer, and by the way that wasn't my old lady with me that was my parole officer. * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 1357508328"

?? Are you counting your 7693 posts, 64 trip reports and 579 photos on this web site??

I would be if I was to be something I suppose Mighty Mito, and I greatly respect those who are, but sadly, (other than being a member of the Jewish Community center for a few years so I could work out with my boy) I am not. Shalom.

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This all seems like it's all been done before, almost word for word....man, deja vue....

Some musings: It appears that the Pirate forum has been renamed the Bacon forum. I think thats a great idea, but why did you have to do this right on the cusp of Halloween, the only time of year that dressing up like a Pirate is socially acceptable? Anyway, whats with all the Bacon? Are you aware Porter, that it's not Kosher, and banned in the Bible? Of course, I may only be suggesting that so that there is more bacon for me next time we are out camping. Perhaps we really need another meat thread as well for those who are biblical then? I'd suggest sheep, but I'm afraid that most on this site think sheep are for sleeping with, and chasing around the meadows, and not for barbecuing to eat. I'd expect a bunch of this: And don't even get me started on what a sheep forum would look like once people started posting trip reports. On the bright side, everyone up there in Enumclaw would be signing up though and you'd have a very active forum I suppose. I don't know what kind of advertisers that would draw. Maybe someone could flesh out that idea. Kosher Kitty says: "can we get a Hebrew thread going as well?" No way Kosher Kitty: and aren't you suppose to be on the cat thread over there?

Who wants to get in the office pool for how long it takes to turn this into another Beacon Rock thread?

c for me if it wasn't raining.