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King Beatard

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About King Beatard

  • Birthday 05/05/1981


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  1. I'm not sure what their timeframe is but at the Red Rock Rendevous, Metolius had ultralight fatcams for us to fondle
  2. Climb Max in Portland was selling Kong Angles for a buck or two. Not sure what size you would have called them though.
  3. Supposed to be in the 60's and 70's all week in Vegas though, if you're into that sort of thing.
  4. Patience Bill, It's like clockwork - You have all of February, March, April, May, June and half if not all of July to piss and gripe at each other.
  5. Find that stud a lady friend!
  6. Steve, I thank God every day that your dog was knocked up. BTW if Moki ever fills the bitch with a fresh batch let me know.
  7. http://www.mountainproject.com/v/for_sale__wanted/cams_nuts_hexes_clog_ascenders_aiders_ice_axe_ropes_closet_cleaning/106937377
  8. So... now can we call you Brokeback Kenny?
  9. Can you have an Opdycke variation on an Opdycke climb? Would someone help an uninformed fella out?
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