Dr_Flash_Amazing

Wait, what was the question?

Feral cat.

Iguana.

There you have it, folks, straight from Cobra Commander's well-concealed mouth!

The awesome thing about burning an SUV (not that DFA burns SUVs, mind you; that would be an illegal activity, and therefore not advisable) is that they all have those flag stickers on them, so you get to burn flags at the same time. It's red, white, and blue icing on a shitty American waste cake.

What is this jive bullshit supposed to mean? Just FYI, even the most off-the-cuff quip from Dr. Flash Amazing is infinitely > some turd story. Come on, dude.

According to Dan Savage, it's the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. Santorum.

It's about time Dr. Flash Amazing's undisputed but woefully underrecognized genius was given due exposure in the national press. You'd think the line of groupies outside the Doctor's house 24/7 would have made the news long ago. With this new burst of publicity, however, the Groupie Gauntlet will be impossible to ignore, and all the wack fools that try to bite DFA's steez will be forced to recognize and give props. Word up and whatnot.

Wait. What was the question again?

Shark.

Bear.

Whatever. You ain't shit until you're lathering up with the brush and the hot water and scraping your neck with a straight razor at 70mph. Stay home if you're only going to bring this penny-ante shit to the table. Sheesh.

"we don't need no water let the motherfucker burn!"

"TAAAAAKE!"

Destructive anti-SUV activism RULZ!!!

Ugh, stay away from Medford. Medford is shite; although it's only a little over three hours from Smith, not 4.5, just FYI.

Iain: not Dr. Flash Amazing, but just as useful! POW!

Awesome. More people need to be on this train so we can adjust the status quo to more living-centric and less working-centric tendencies!

Add three, divide by two, carry the

If they're not reel-to-reel, you're still a sellout. As if. You probably never even owned a pair of checkered Vans. Loser. Dad wouldn't shell out the dough, dammit!

If they're not reel-to-reel, you're still a sellout.

Against Me! Alkaline Trio Anti-Flag Art Blakey & the Jazz Messengers Avail Bad Religion Beastie Boys Big D & the Kids' Table Bob Marley & the Wailers Bouncing Souls Chris Murray The Clash Common Rider The Coup The Dave Brubeck Quartet Dave Holland Big Band The Distillers Ella Fitzgerald Filibuster Fugazi Gang Starr The Honor System Hot Water Music Jawbreaker Joe Strummer & the Mescaleros John Coltrane Jurassic 5 Lars Frederiksen & the Bastards The Lawrence Arms Less Than Jake Miles Davis Minor Threat NOFX One Last Thing Only Crime Operation Ivy Pennywise The Pietasters Poor Righteous Teachers Pretty Girls Make Graves Rage Against the Machine The Ramones Rancid The Readymen Robert Belfour Screeching Weasel The Slackers Slapstick Slow Gherkin Small Brown Bike The Smiths The Specials Tito Puente y Su Orquestra

You don't get hyponatremia from just drinking a shitload of water. It results from having too much water and not any/enough nutrients/electrolytes, etc. Apparently it can really wreak havoc on you, as it's also known as becoming "water drunk." They give you a shpiel about it as part of the safety briefing before you go down the Grand Canyon (along with helpful tidbits like "scorpion: don't touch").

It's Smith Rock, you idiot. *SLAP!*