Dr_Flash_Amazing

OS X, ya cocksuckers. How ya like them Apples?

Oh, God. Don't even go. Oh, good heavens, no. Yeesh.

Get a job, whiner.

Rich people? Considering that most of their vehicles cost about half (or less) as much as your various BMWs, Lexuses, Benzies, Hummers, etc., that would seem to be a gross overstatement. I.e. don't ball good people like DFA in with the bourgeois elite.

Pigeons on the grass, alas. - Gertrude Stein

Bwa-ha-ha-haaa! Score one for the boardies!

It's the deep feeling of calm that comes over you after you drink a fifth of Tanqueray.

The rain falls hard on a humdrum town This town has dragged you down Oh, the rain falls hard on a humdrum town This town has dragged you down Oh, no, and everybody’s got to live their life And God knows I’ve got to live mine God knows I’ve got to live mine William, William it was really nothing William, William it was really nothing It was your life ... How can you stay with a fat girl who’ll say Oh! Would you like to marry me? And if you like you can buy the ring She doesn’t care about anything Would you like to marry me ? And if you like you can buy the ring I don’t dream about anyone - except myself Oh, William, William, it was really nothing

Typical American nationalist attitude--human life is of utmost value and to be protected at all costs, as long as it's American life. They decry abortion but have no qualms aborting thousands of lives--fetal and otherwise--with bombs. Although their insistence on keeping someone with zero quality of life "alive" does perhaps work well with their hearty endorsement of torture. It'll be interesting to see if the Pope elects to go on serious life support as his end draws near, or if he opts to go naturally. That'll throw a pretty little wrench in the talking points.

Guerilla art kicks ass!

Must be this fucked up, upside-down weather we's havin'.

Fuck them jocks. Let their testicles shrivel to raisin-size, and then they can all beat each other into oblivion with baseball bats in a glorious orgy of peak-level 'roid rage performance! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!

Reckon he bagged the topout? That's dedication, right there. Icicles all over that piece and snowy as hell. Alpine bouldering all the way!

Hey, kids- Dr. Flash Amazing sez: be there or be a total lameass! An' don't forget yer work gloves!

Rock, rock, Rock 'n' Roll Highschool! (Disclaimer: DFA has not seen this movie, but common sense says it sux)

DFA's holding out for boxed Port, which goes well with John Coltrane.

Hit a little close to the garage, there, eh, little fella? You'll get over it when you fire up the Hummer manana. Be sure to admire your reflection in the pristine 30" chromes as you shuffle your inadequate ass toward the driver's seat of your 320-horsepower combover. Oh, and you can ask anyone; don't fuck with Dr. Flash Amazing, punter.

Gotcher Apple and yer Sub' right here, fucko. Xterra's still a prosthetic penis (just needs a set of Bumpernuts!), vs. the Subaru for those who are actually comfortable with their manhood. SUVs are for wanks.

Black beanie guy is Dave K-----, he used to live in PDX, but he moved up to SeaWA ~1 year ago. He was into weird boulder problems, but he could climb good. Ugh.

What are you, racist? Go sit on a soy sauce bottle, you pig.

"and you can't breathe without coughin' in daytime and neither can I, so whaddaya say? Your coffin or mine?"

How many lawyers does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thin you slice 'em. _____ What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. _____ How many punks does it take to change a lightbulb? None; punks don't change anything. ____ What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Don't come back until you've fired Pink Flamingoes, you scoundrel!

If you're "annoyed" by Dr. Flash Amazing's communication style, perhaps you should be looking inside and asking what it is about you that keeps you from being accepting of other people's traits that are different from your own. Perhaps you're too caught up in seeing how you "measure up" to the other guy, and, in your failure to "keep up with the Joneses (or the Dr. Flash Amazings)," you've lost sight of the fact that it's OK just to be you. DFA's not here to judge or put down, but to help. You could start returning the favor by employing some humility and respect, for yourself and others. Just a suggestion; we're all trying to get along, here.