Dr_Flash_Amazing

You Seattleoids really ought to go to the Maritime Pacific tap room.

DFA is the occasional poster of song lyrics. The Doctor doesn't know anything about any statues. Except for the newly gold(?) plated Joan of Arc statue over at 39th & Glisan. That thing looks ugly as shit now!

Don killed Anya's father in a brutal sword fight the old man regrouped and came back from the dead you're makin' enemies like Don Giovanni! you're makin' enemies like Don Giovanni! the old man came back from the dead and dragged Don Giovanni to hell so don't fuck with me, kid!

like Don Giovanni! You're makin' enemies like Don Giovanni!

You fuckaz iz fucking up this thread, yo! Piss off, eh?

Like any good super hero or super (role)model, DFA appears in your sphere of existence just long enough to tamper with the course of events and sample the partyism, then *pow* disappears just ... like ... that, leaving you wondering if any of it ever really happened at all ... at all ... at all ... at all ... at ...

quote: Originally posted by erik: it sucked.... it rained..... the free beer was flat...... all the rock is like oregon choss mattp went nuts and started attacking everyone trask is really a preskool teacher jon drank all the milk himself and dfa really is a trad bad ass....in tights it really sucked you guys were smart not to show... So true, so true. Say, it was really swell meeting all of you; the Doctor had a great time. Finishing off the keg with Greg W and then skeet-shooting chalk bags with his 12-gage. Brawling with Caveman after he called the Doctor a "pacifist pansy." 40s & blunts with Erik. Numerous runout trad routes with various dudes named Matt. Ahh, yes, 'twas a great time, very nice, really.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Here is a for you to autograph. Oh, is this how we treat our sponsors now? For shame!

Skiing wack, Buttermilks bouldering party/benefit/comp thing way cooler.

Let's see if this will get it to stick: Drew Sprayshaw Slide Show Brought to you by the geniuses at AmazingCo, Inc., makers of The Dr. Flash Amazing Inspirational Hangdogging Calendar! First 50 in the door will receive a handsome 8x10 photograph of Dr. Flash Amazing autographing Drew's ass, autographed by Drew & DFA! Also enter to win fabulous prizes in the Dr. Flash Amazing Youth Sportclimbers' Hospital benefit snaffle-raffle! Wednesday, 6 November @ 7 pm Grandview School 2055 Woodland Vancouver, BC (Canada) [ 10-21-2002, 10:44 AM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Up.

No shit. They should have shown some hippies getting rich in Humboldt County instead.

Here, something potentially fun to do Thxgvng weekend, and a good cause, to boot! [ 10-21-2002, 10:13 AM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Looks like a similar basalt/choss mix to that found in the lower Crooked River gorge (i.e. way downstream from Smith).

Iain, you are a mad genius and you must be stopped!

Trask, you

Nowww, Meestah Snaffle-zee-hount, vee vill dizcuss again vat you knowww about ssseeecret Amerrikan missles program, pleeze.

Ching chong wing wong.

"Foreplay for Trask." Thanks for the lesson, oh Greg W(ise in the ways of welding). 5 Benefits of FCAW, eh? Just have to look up "FCAW" and then we'll go from there!

Drafting is funny when you have to call out a "full-penetration butt weld." Greg W, what is a "full-penetration butt weld"?

D'oh! At first glance, the Doctor thought the title of this thread was "Torment-Ridden Traverse." Figured it was a new Marc Twight route or something ...

What? Apparently there has been some misunderstanding on DFA's part of proper page top celebration protocol as established by cc.com. Is the Doctor to understand that one must call "PAGE TOP" before one posts? How the hell does one know, then, if one gets the page top? 'Tis a baffling game you alpo dogs play.

Hahahahaha, "master baiter," "troll," ha ha ha ha you make funny, ha ha ha ha ha ha whatever.

The FAA recently got to the bottom of this strange event. It seems that a certain Public Television star has gotten a little too big for his britches, and has taken to terrorizing innocent Alaskans while playing at being an "eagle." Here is a picture of the perpetrator in the planning phase of his missions: And again at the launch of the first sortie in downtown New York City, accompanied by various PBS officials and the Bird's adoring throng: Big Bird issued a statement early today expressing some contrition for his actions, but was unavailable for further comment.

See also: Yarrr! That's a PAGE TOP, there, laddie! Arrr! [ 10-16-2002, 01:44 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]