Dr_Flash_Amazing

Can't stop the hip hop 'cause hip hop don't stop Uh! Uh! One two Check check check One, two, one, two and ya don't stop

You're a psycho.

"I honestly think that if a madman had driven a car into a crowd and if there was a car convention scheduled, they wouldn't cancel the convention," LaPierre said. This is the lamest line of gun-enthusiast reasoning. Come on, folks, cars are designed for moving people from one place to another, whereas guns are designed specifically for killing. Not the same thing.

Talk about sport climbing hard, and what constitutes "hard" sport routes, and you're an egotistical prick. Talk about ice climbing hard and what makes a "hard" ice climb, and you're respected for your bold opinions. Fuck off, alpine nut-swingers (y'all know who ya is).

How's the durability and construction on Old Navy fleece gear, though? If they're using cheap-ass fleece that's going to get all matted down, pilled out, and worn thin and you have to buy a new one every year, then something more pricey might by worth it. How about stitching and zippers? Are they using cotton thread and low stitch counts so your seams blow out? Are the zippers cheap knockoffs that come apart if you tug on 'em? Can you get at the pockets with a pack on? Do they move with you and do the cuffs and waist stay put, or do they bind up and leave 6" of wrist and back exposed when you lift your arms? There are reasons that that big-name shit costs more dough. Sure, it's similar in some ways to a 20-dollar item, but it's not the same.

OK, here's the real Dr. Flash Amazing redpoint report: DFA hasn't climbed shit lately. Anyway, the Doctor's original post was more of a troll for Caveman, who was getting bitchy with the Doc a while back about gumbyness or some perceived attitude of superiority, and yet he was happy to endorse MM/R-saurus's superior attitude. Anyway, since the nutswinging favoritist didn't bite, fuggit.

quote: Originally posted by chucK: Yeahhh! C'mon Doctor F! Give up a trip report about your latest >= 5.12 siege/onsight for your fans! Eh? You must take the Doctor for some sort of half-assed bumbly. DFA said 5.2d, dude. As in five-two-dee. Comprendes?

Trask is just being a PR whore and trying to capture some precious swing votes before the upcoming mid-terms. He'll be back to the same old bullshit after 5 November, just watch.

*bop!*

quote: Originally posted by erik: quote:Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Talk about sport climbing hard, and what constitutes "hard" sport routes, and you're an egotistical prick. Talk about ice climbing hard and what makes a "hard" ice climb, and you're respected for your bold opinions. Fuck off, alpine nut-swingers (y'all know who ya is). hey grams, whats your hardest sport route?????/ i listen to ya! 5.2d, baby! Hardcore, all the way; anything less is training wheels shit. Now who wants to jump on the Amazing Family Stones and go for a swing?

... diddle. Testism.

Well, then do it like tree spiking, and put up a sign on either side of it with big red letters warning of the highly durable mailbox. And really, could someone sue you because they tried to smash your mailbox and broke their arms off? Well, OK, someone probably would sue you, but would they win?

some of this stuff is pretty funny, but then there's the flipside of the coin. lately some schmucks have taken to busting up mailboxes on our street, and for their three seconds of entertainment I get to spend a saturday buying a new mailbox, digging out the old one, and putting it all together again. At this point their coupla seconds of fun have meant I've spent at least 8-10 hours total I'd much rather use doing something else, especially on a weekend. After the lastest destruction last week, it's getting real old. My wife wants to get an oversized mailbox, put a regular one inside it, fill the gap between the two with concrete and rebar,and mount it on a pipe filled with concrete and clad with wood so it just looks like a bigger wooden post. Idea is to make it look like we've upgraded but it's still plastic and wood, when in fact it's an arm breaker waiting for the next swing. At this point, I'm so tired of fixing the damned thing if it happens again I may just go for it, if they're ok with funny jokes, I guess I am too. That there's a fawking brilliant idea. Please do this and post a trip report. As a city dweller with a house-mounted mailbox, the Doctor hasn't had to deal with such deviance yet, but if he did, the concrete mail fortress would be top of the list for replacement options.

When y'all are talking soft shells (barring tortillas and mollusks, of course), are you referring to the Schoeller Dryskin/Malden Powershield type pieces, or are you talking lighter-weight standard shells, e.g. Gore Pac-Lite or XCR type garments? Curious about the usefulness and pros/cons of the new crop of fleece laminate gear vs. a light shell and fleece combo.

Hells no! Straight maple goodness, yo. Sprinkles are for fruits and pansies!

quote: Originally posted by cj001f: quote:Originally posted by iain: Is there any better way to start the day? What kind of donut? It better be a maple bar, or someone's getting an ass whuppin'. Preferably Krispy Kreme!

quote: Originally posted by Fence Sitter: barley tea and 12 grain toast, that i swhat i have 90% of the time... barley tea is the greatest... Fence Sitter, for a gun-loving, right-wing lunatic, you sure do eat like a fuckin' hippie!

Second from second from top of page! [ 10-30-2002, 02:24 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by Mr. Natural: posted by dfa: thats a maple RAISED, not a bar. a far inferrior pastery. ummmmmmmmmmm....doughnut........ You are absolutely correct, Mr. Natch. To the Doctor's dismay, a visit to the Krispy Kreme website turned up NO bar-shaped donuts, only rings. Thus, it was either maple and KK but not a bar, or maple and a bar but not KK. Needless to say, KK ring trumps non-KK bar.

Why didn't that work before? [ 10-30-2002, 01:04 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

RobBob, there's some Arc'teryx fleece pieces here. You now owe Dr. Flash Amazing, so be sure to be ready to assist the Doctor should the need arise. [ 10-30-2002, 01:02 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Go Dog is a kick in the ass. That thing should get way more traffic.

Give Sierra Trading Post, reioutlet.com, and Campmor a try. Midweight fleece jackets seem to be the bread and butta of the outdoor clothing industry, and as such are always available for cheap.

See? Now you're scared! Be super-duper extra-afraid! Hide in your closet and pee your pants! Or vice-versa! Fear fear fear fear fear!

You've been brainwashed by the UN! The Grey Men have siezed control of the world's governments and are using mind control tactics to make you worship Satan. It's all part of the Freemasons' plan to turn us into zombie slaves.