Dr_Flash_Amazing

Again, skip the potentially dodgy online ordering. Just find the best price on the 'net, and take it to a store that will match or beat prices. Takes a lot of the guesswork, stress, worry, etc. out of the buying process, and you don't have to wait for the goods to arrive. Best of both worlds.

quote: Originally posted by RobBob: You all need a cholestrol and trigyceride check! Nonsense! You need some nice bacon and a healthy dose of caffeine!

Dr. Flash Amazing heartily seconds Iain's endorsement of salmon as part of a delicious breakfast. Tops is the Northwest Smoked Salmon Benedict at the Dahlia Cafe (NE Killingsworth around 28th, for you PDXers). Also any espresso beverage involving Illy espresso, especially from the Daily Cafe. Illy puts all other esspresso to shame, with shame to spare! And Greg, if a sloppily-dressed physician should come barging into your house some Sunday morning, don't reach for the guns, he's just there for breakfast! Homemade tortillas! Yowza ! The Doctor will pick up some chorizo on the way over to complete the meal. Then we can brawl over politics afterwards. Smashing.

Oh, shit! That's too fucking funny! Nice work digging that one up, Trask!

So, it's unlocked now ... BWA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!

Jon, if you haven't already committed to buying your camera, check out http://www.tristatecamera.com . Dr. and Mrs. Flash Amazing are shopping for digitals right now, and the model we're looking at (Pentax Optio 330 GS) was at Camera World for $350, but tristate had it for $299. Of course, Camera World will match a low price, even off the internet, so you can score the low price and have a store to return your camera to if it fucks up. The Doctor's dos centavos, for what it's worth.

quote: Originally posted by iain: by the way freshiez Scattered patches of 1/4"-deep slush count as freshiez? Damn, you must be hard up for the white, holmes.

Hey, how come no girls have any stoopid stories? Is there some link between stupidity and Y chromosomes?

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: quote:Originally posted by Dave Schuldt: quote:Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: I am one with the snowmobile. Eliminate the approach PUSSY!!!! Yeah. So what. Say it to my face. Now who's the pussy bitch Pussyfaggotsissywimp!

Buy a snowmobile. Yay.

quote: Originally posted by trask: You need to take DFA's dick outta your mouth in the morning, dude. What, Trask, can't put down your binoculars and get to work until the action stops?

"I'm not a tree-hugger, but I play one on the internet!"

Did you have a chalk bag on your bullet belt?

quote: Originally posted by sexual chocolate: Chicken farmers are dumb, and they smell bad. Plus, they're kinda dumb. Eloquently stated, Sexual Chockstone. Reminds DFA of a Steve Martin quote he once heard: "some people have a way with words. Others ... not have way." Clearly, the two of you are geniuses of the same ilk.

quote: Originally posted by cj001f: quote:Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: True, despicable urban planning at best. What do you expect from a Frenchman? True. All those angular streets describing so many wedges of cheese, and the long, baguette-shaped malls and parks. It's disgusting.

True, despicable urban planning at best. DFA would hate to try and navigate that city, especially with the Freemason/Grey Race/UN/New World Order lurking around every corner!

how come this thread is now locked? The Doctor was just trying to dig up a little discourse; no harm intended.

After climbing 'Gandalf's Grip' out at Broughton's Bluff with one of DFA's trad-inclined friends, we discovered that there was no rap anchor at the top. Not knowing exactly which way to hike off and not wanting to tackle whatever muddy trail led down from the top in our climbing shoes, we looked for some natural feature to rap from. Fortunately, there was a tree very close to the lip of the crag. Unfortunately, the tree was about 1" in diameter, and growing in a rather thin layer of dirt and moss. It didn't seem to be going anywhere, though, so we used it, and, hey, it worked!

quote: Originally posted by Muffy The Wanker Sprayer: you are welcome and I AM SCARED on a side note, I know someone who I believe (if I have the story straight) met him back when he was collecting girls before he went to jail men like that should come with a warning lable ummmmm, maybe all men should come with warning labels One of Dr. Flash Amazing's highschool English teachers wound up on the Manson ranch. He didn't actually meet Chuck, but he got a tour from some of Manson's little groupie/zombies; saw the room with the Helter Skelter lyrics on the walls. Apparently it was a pretty unsettling place (imagine that), and he and the friend he was with left ASAP.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Nice Freeclimb9, I think I'll buy some Iraqui shrunken heads They ought to go nicely with your own, hmmm?

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: Here's a nice shot of the cannon on the front of the A-10 Warthog: Fires a depleted-uranium round that penetrates almost anything!! Bah! Some idiot at the Department of Defense probably spent six thousand dollars on those fuzzy dice! What's next? Leather-trimmed stick, woodgrain missile controls, and keyless entry? It's an outrage, people! Write your representatives today!

What topic? How's the Doctor s'posed to give a topic a rest if he starts it, pray tell? It's just a simple provision of information; either see the movie or don't, either go to the website or don't. Easy as pie, dude, and everybody loves pie.

quote: Originally posted by Anna: Why aren't my pics showin up????? Let's try it again.... No wonder the military budget is so damn high. How much are we spending to paint angry shark mouth faces on all of our aircraft?!

Dr. Flash Amazing recommends that you: - Go see 'Bowling for Columbine', the new flick from Michael Moore. While all of his arguments are not 100% air-tight, and the gun luvahs will get their knickers in a knot about Moore giving Chuck Heston a hard time, the movie is thought-provoking, occasionally powerful and somber, often funny as fuck, and well worth your $$$. - Visit http://www.punkvoter.com . It's new, so they're still adding content, but it could be an OK resource for political information if you're a democrat. If you're a Republican, you'll get pissed off and pee your pants, but you could visit anyway. - Send cash to Dr. Flash Amazing (PM or e-mail for PO Box address)