Dr_Flash_Amazing

Are you questioning the veracity of the Doctor's trip report, sir? Preposterous. The Doctor was indeed in attendance at church; ask anybody. The local news helicopters were circling the whole time, and the autograph hounds kept trying to get the Doctor to sign their hymn books. It was madness, best believe that.

Removing the lightbulb from the lamp on the night stand and running the blade of a pocket knife around the inside of the light socket, diggin' on the cool blue sparks it made has to be one of the top five dumb youth events. Riding the freshly de-training-wheelsed bike in the house, tipping over, and splitting the scalp open on the fireplace damper knob, requiring several stitches. Any of various events involving modified fireworks, homemade gun powder, empty C02 cartridges, fire, and the like. A few years of chronic and mostly successful shoplifting, culminating in arriving home at 2 a.m. after a night of drinking shoplifted beer, and finding a cop's business card and a note from Dad saying that the cop had been by looking for the young Doctor. See also leaving a store with a pair of climbing shoes tucked inside the jacket, getting to the car, and noticing the purple shoelace hanging out of the jacket down to the Doctor's knee. Convincing a carload of friends to give a couple rednecks in a big truck the middle finger after said rednecks flipped us shit for no reason earlier that evening. A car chase and near ass-kicking ensued. Oops. [ 10-28-2002, 05:04 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Oh, oops. "Information stuporhighway" is more like it. Festooned with maroons all the way.

quote: Originally posted by sketchfest: dining table chair (wood, with arm rests) Damn! Who are you, Joe Simpson or some shit? You one crazy blood clot, yah so!

quote: Originally posted by iain: "i" before "e" except after "c" yo Except in words such as "height," yo.

This topic sucks more than any of the numerous other sucky topics before it, to paraphrase Butthead.

Stunning line, isn't it? Surely, upon witnessing its aesthetic moves and excellent position over the 4x8 blue pad, you were compelled to take a few burns on it. A recent would-be sender of said problem succinctly summed it up in saying "dude, that rig's classic, dude. With, like, an emphasis on the sick, dude. Dude!"

Must be one of Trask's avs then!

quote: Originally posted by trask: Warthags rock, STFU hippie. Wart hags? Hey, if you wanna troll the retirement homes for some nubby old action, fine. Don't, however, assume that anyone but you wants to know about it. Wasn't this thread about jets and shit anyway?

quote: Originally posted by iain: quote:Originally posted by E-rock: Goddammit Mountain Goat Called by the formal "Mountain Goat" even. Impressive. Interesting that a stickler (the sticklerest) for detail such as MtnGoat would choose the abbreviated format for his nom de screen. Could this be a chink in the Goat's armor? Could this apparent lack of attention to completeness and detail be the loose block that sends the Goat's great buttresses of reasoning crashing to the ground like so much chossy rubble?

Routes with good position or routes that ascend cool features rank highly, for starters. Long, moderately overhanging endurance affairs with varied climbing are always enjoyable. Short steep routes with huge holds and bouldery moves. Long, easy trad routes, but no more than one per year if possible. Highball boulder problems are swell. Hard, moderate, or easy routes that are fun and on good rock. Pretty much any route that's fun and not a chosspile and isn't a terrifying slab/friction/friable nubbins venture is good. Routes without a half-hour line at the base. Any route from which at least 20 people can watch you pose and can hear you spraying about how tough this route is and how rad you are. The red tape route at the gym is just classic. Same with the blue and white taped boulder problem, but with the third and seventh holds off, using the alternate sit start on the orange undercling, and finishing on the grey sloper. Rad.

quote: Originally posted by E-rock: Lame troll Lame "lame troll" troll.

Trask, you really are an incurable pervert, aren't you?

Dr. Flash Amazing worked hella long hours on Weds., worked hella short hours Thurs., took Friday off. Wrapped up some home improvement work, bought lots of reading material, bought some beer, bought some blue fescue, shopped for digital cameras, shopped for crash pads, went to church, bought groceries, bought delicious bottle of wine from Spain for six bucks, bought some port, drank plenty of wine and port and beer, ate yummy breakfast on Sunday, rented 'Windtalkers' ( ), went to the PRG, shopped for new homes, shopped for new warm clothing, shopped for home furnishings, strolled about downtown PDX, listened to muzak on vinyl, went to the Habitat for Humanity warehouse sale, and slept a bunch. Phew!

Check your PMS? What's her menstrual status got to do with anything, you pig?

Sears is also a good bet for tires. Like Schwabby, they have the free repair stuff, plus they do free tire rotation (whether you buy your tires there or not). DFA has no tire recommendations, but has been happy with the tire dept. at Sears for a few years. Yo.

Your little PAGE TOP addiction has gotten out of control, Chocolate. It's time for an intervention.

Do a lot of fishing in the Channel Islands from Logan, do you?

Exactly, Greg. A recent study by the Department of Unchecked Petroleum Gluttony revealed that 90% of all SUVs are fully automatic!

Ooooohhhhh! That's gotta hurt!

Per the peerless online reference known as www.dictionary.com : puss·y n. pl. puss·ies 1. Informal. A cat. 2. Botany. A fuzzy catkin, especially of the pussy willow. 3. Vulgar Slang. --The vulva. --Sexual intercourse with a woman. 4. Offensive Slang. Used as a disparaging term for a woman. 5. Slang. A man regarded as weak, timid, or unmanly.

Not so difficult.

What? You talkin' to DFA? Well, you must be talkin' to DFA; the Doctor don't see anyone else here! [ 10-23-2002, 06:37 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

"J5 MCs ... an' it's on!" Trask, you're not so bad after all.

Trask, did one of the other residents steal your meds again? You're acting awful sensitive today.