Dr_Flash_Amazing

You're totally cracked, dude. When you're in the alpine, do you wear a helmet to protect that echo chamber mounted on your neck? Like putting a car alarm on a rusted-out Pinto. Still laffinatcha!

Don't forget about the too!

Oooohhh! You're so rad!

Ray, how many times have you thoroughly lost your shit when the Doctor cracks wise with a "fun comment" in one of your conversations? And how is pointing out that no one on this message board has any effect on your (in)ability to find a snow buddy "instigating shit"? Your hair-trigger impotent rage seems to have overcome your ability to reason. Time to wake up and grow up, man. The whole angry jock kick-your-ass routine might have worked in highschool, but this ain't highschool, which makes your tantrums pretty pathetic. If you were a little more rational, people might respect you; trying to get people to fear you by playing the thug just makes them laugh at you. Violence is not the answer, etc. ... end of PSA.

Or a dill pickle? Or delusional? Or diligent? A dishwasher? Disco Stu? Dinty Moore beef stew?

Bah! They'll never take DFA! They'll have to pry his quickdraws from his cold, dead hands, and his Sportivas from his cold, dead feet! Confidential to Greg: You're off the Christmas list, bub!

- Do a couple few trad routes - Climb some sport routes at Smith - Go on some road trips - Go bouldering - Get married

Trask, old friend, you may want to notify the moderators that they misspelled "enema" under your name! Your friend, Dr. Flash Amazing

Shit, it's going to be like that episode of 'The State' on eMptyTV way back when; where the teacher is explaining to her class that you can't say "kill the president," and then a bunch of Secret Service dudes bust into the classroom and haul her off. So don't say "kill the president," for goodness sakes! Also, don't say: Islam, bomb, Saddam, terrorist, George Bush is a turnip, fuck America, burn down the government, subvert the right-wing pseudo-democratic Freemason fascist ruling class, or Dick Cheney smells like a goat. Please form an orderly line to receive your subdermal monitoring and tracking device and corporate service draft card. Persons suspected of looking at the president funny will be temporarily relocated to Patriot Camp for reprogramming until further notice. Up your ass, Poindexter!

How's this new $hit workin' out, then?

Seahawks.

Fuckin' Canadians ...

quote: Originally posted by Son of Caveman: DFA, you ignorant slut. Just what does a male orgasm have to do with the Seattle Seahawks? Please refrain from posting leud images as my two kids are home early today and would be shocked by your offensive profaneness. Stifle it, jizzbucket.

quote: Originally posted by Son of Caveman: I think dfa stood up greg at the last gay pride event . bwahahaha You kiss your husband with that mouth?

Don't worry; "compromising position" is just fancy college-talk for "no pants!"

Dreamtime!

quote: Originally posted by Son of Caveman: dfa you are so hebetudinous Looks like someone's a regular whiz with the thesaurus, eh?

quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: wish i could go ... DFA will try to get some pictures of C. Sharma in a compromising position. $5 a piece?

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Check this shit out!

Eat turkey, asseyes!

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: Hey, I was a SprayLord yesterday (just got fitted for my crown). Now I'm a "corporate cash waster". Anybody else have a new title? Will Trask become a "Turkey F'er" for the holiday season? Greg W P.S. DFA's a tool. I hope your drunken uncle vomits on your new Dave Graham action figure Greg, This Thanksgiving, may you choke on a chunk of stuffing just long enough that your oxygen-starved brain forgets all about mountains, ice, and natural pro, causing you to purchase a pair of tights and a rack of draws and spend the rest of your life clipping bolts and getting sketched over body-length "runouts." A holiday wish from Dr. Flash Amazing to you!

Q. Why do rednecks do it doggy style on Sundays? A. So they can both watch the NASCAR races!

Balls! DFA's PM system seems to be buggered as well! He got a message in the Inbox this morning, but the rest of it ain't workin'. For poop!