Dr_Flash_Amazing

"we are the revenants, whoah-oh and we will rise up from the dead we become the living we come back to reclaim our stolen breath"

Sweet! Power to the peeps all the way!

"Collective bargaining, in my opinion, is a legal form of extortion and an attempt at mob rule." Mob rule? Like, where a bunch of people pull together to get the person in charge to run things how the group wants them run? Like one of those democracy things where people pull together to get the person in charge to ... hey, wait a minute!

Oh, oops. The Doctor thought those were two separate titles for other albums the way you had them in your post. Silly DFA!

quote: Originally posted by sexual chocolate: Hey, check out anything before his White House performance. I especially like Thelonius Himself, just him and a piano. There's also this cool big-band affair, Thelonius Sphere Monk, Monk's Blues. So hip-hop, yet so punk! Shit! Is the big-band album 'Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Monk'? 'Cause DFA was up in Seattle last weekend, and, whilst browsing Bop Street records' stacks of vinyl, came across the aforementioned for a mere 13 bucks, but didn't buy it, not knowing what to expect, beyond Mr. Monk and a big band.

quote: Originally posted by sexual chocolate: Gang Starr is NOT hip-hop, man. He has so co-opted the medium for his own enrichment. Thelonius Monk is WAY more hip-hop than Gang Starr could ever hope to be. "they give you wack contracts and try to make you go pop 'cause they have no regard for real hip-hop" "Suckers wanna rhyme cause they're eager to find the secret behind the way that I stomp all comp Just like a Timberland it's the Guru and Premier It's them again droppin the fly tracks and taking things over and never selling out cause I'm the hardcore composer" Don't front on the GURU, holmes.

Didn't we have this discussion already, but about punk rock and not hip hop? You're the Dwayner of music, SC. All the same, as DFA has been looking to expand the music collection to include more jazz, can you recommend some good Monk?

Trask, you're a discredit to the human race, you poultry-groping pervert.

The vomit sig was only in response to your own cruel and slanderous signature. Since you removed said affront to DFA's sensibilities, the Doctor has removed the (rather accurate) description of you relative to vomit.

Forget it, DFA must recant his statement in the face of Trask's superior knowledge of the latest scientific data. Oh, and: http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/malepreg.htm http://www.malepregnancy.com

quote: Originally posted by sisu suomi: Has anyone hear about the Chinese implanting the uterus of female humans into men, so that men can have a baby and not have a wife. Question: Where do the Chinese get the female volunteers to donate their uterus? Of course the birth would be cesarean. I guess the reason is so men can pick the sex of the offspring and have no woman involved, except her uterus and use of her eggs. You got played, boy. That shit's a hoax.

quote: Originally posted by trask: DFA, remove that nasty signature before I come down there and stuff a potato in your exhaust pipe. What, you don't like Gang Starr? You obviously "have no regard for real hip-hop" as the GURU would say. Tsk tsk!

Take an Excedrin and deal with it, you pussy!

Or MAYBE NOT! Bwa ha ha ha HAAAA!!!

Isn't Stalin dead, old chap?

Smallpox Champion smallpox champion US of A give natives some blankets warm like the grave this is the pattern cut from the cloth this is the pattern designed to take you right out this is the frontier with winter's so cold greed informs action where action makes bold to take all the cotton that's cut from the stalk weave in the disease that's gonna take you right out what is good for the future what was good for the past what is good for the future - won't last bury your heart US of A history rears up to spit in your face you saw what you wanted you took what you saw we know how you got it your method equals wipe out the end of the frontier and all that you own under the blankets of all that you've done memory serves us to serve you yet memory serves us to never let you wipe out cha-cha-cha-champion you'll get yours wipe out

Cripes! Poor bastard ...

Or fairies at the very least!

"Hey sexualchocolate, I'm interested in this smallpox in the blanket business. Do you know where can I read up on this?" Well, somebody else predictably (and sarcastically) pointed out FUGAZI, but got the album wrong . You'll be looking for In on the Kill Taker: and it's track #4. Anyway, duh, it's not historical reference material, but it's one of their best albums. At least as best as any of the other ones.

quote: Originally posted by pope: And here's another idea, for anybody who recognizes an opportunity for a quick profit. Your average boulder hopper secretly wants to know what it feels like to get way off the deck, but he lacks the vision and courage to get on the sharp end. Hence, the need for another fine product (coming to the REI stocking-stuffer isle for the holidays): a bouldering pad slip-cover with a silk-screened photo of El Cap Meadows, taken from high on the Nose. That's right, the photo selected is of such high resolution that one may even observe tourist trams and gapers eating potato salad in the Meadows, and if you look carefully, you will see a full rack of cams and a jug of water tumbling down Free Blast. Johnny Bachar is visible only two pitches below, 80 feet out on his last nut and obviously climbing up your ass. One look down at this pad (from the third move on your garage woody) and you'll be sure to capture that big-wall ambience, which may be just what you need to stick the big dyno (and crap your pants in the process). Speculators and serious investors may send me a PM. Pure fucking genius. End of story.

quote: Originally posted by trask: I'm targeting the group as a whole in the middle east, not the few here in the U.S. Besides, any fool can manage a 7-Eleven...care for a slushy? Nice troll, you troll. Nap time ...

quote: Originally posted by trask: Now they are a backward and uneducated lot, unable to work technological things without western assistance. Makes you wonder about Islam and what it has done for the followers of Mohammed..... Uh, maybe you don't know the same Muslims as DFA, 'cause they are mostly structural engineers, small-business owners, and computer techie types. For such a small handful of Muslims, there's sure a lot of smart folks among them. How could this be?!

NEIN! PAHJEN TOPPEN!

Nachos gracy-As for fixing el system of los PMs, om-brays!