Dr_Flash_Amazing

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, beefcake.

Oh, oops. Make that "bitches, ma'am." Sorry!

Bitches, man.

Hey, motherfucker! You and DFA are the same type! Copy cat, copy cat! Dr. Flash Amazing will kick your ass, pussy hippie fag!

Such beautiful poetry could only come from a beautiful mind. *sigh* Would that all could be so sensitive and kind! La la la, tra la la la tra la la la dee da dee daaaa

Greg, you're hilarious, holmes. Don't ever change.

Okay, the 2nd test came up with a far more accurate appraisal. This time, though, it listed DFA as "ISFJ - Protector Guardian" 56% Introverted, 22% Sensing, 44% Feeling, 11% Judging. The overall description was closer also, but it still feels like the thing is off the mark a bit; perhaps an unavoidable flaw in a standardized test. All in all, however, an entertaining diversion on a sunny Thursday afternoon when you're trapped in the office.

*engaging Lecherous Man-Pig Translate-o-tron 6000* *BEEEEEP!* "I think this could be a good way to leverage my way into your pants, even though you're not interested." *BEEEEEP!*

See, the "Idealist" title fit the Doctor pretty well. But the description of the idealist was all about that personality type being on a constant mission for self-improvement; inspiring others to better themselves, etc. The only thing Dr. Flash Amazing probably ever inspired anyone to do was bitch about stuff and maybe go climbing.

Maybe. But even the summary was pretty far off in a few areas. DFA took a similar test in highschool, and it turned out he was extroverted and introverted, among other contradicting results. While those tests might nail down a basic framework of ones personality, in the Doctor's experience, they fall flat overall. Interestingly, the Doctor has gotten at least as accurate an appraisal of his personality (if not more so) from an astrology book; another system in which DFA puts little or no stock. Ho hum ... wonder if Caveman has threatened to kick the test creator's ass yet?

"Idealist, NF" Those damn personality tests with only two answers for every question are awful. Dr. Flash Amazing can't stand trying to shoehorn his personality into either this or that. They need a "Maybe" answer for every question.

Fags.

You just can't fuck with riotous genius like that. Two thumbs up, way up!

Didn't he voluntarily post pictures of himself on manbeef.com or whatever that site was? He may be shit outta luck.

Time to find another job, man!

What kind of good republican would take sloppy seconds on Bill Clinton's cum dumpster, is what DFA wants to know. For shame!

Damn, Greg, you've really hit bottom now! Get a hold of yourself and think about what you just said, man!

Yes, yes, Dr. Flash Amazing understands that cutting down trees is necessary. The economic angle was interesting, though, since issues about logging are usually only in terms of greenies taking $$$ away from logging companies.

Dr. Flash Amazing suspected it all along!

A new timber plan from our good friends in the White House!

Could they belong to this mysterious individual? Rrrrooowwwrrr!

Is that Caveman on the left in the fabulous shimmery pants and comfortably stylish boots?

That's your mother? Looks like Iggy Pop in one of them Russian fur hats!

Jealous.

Thank you, sir. Back to the spray at hand!