Dr_Flash_Amazing

"Idealist, NF" Those damn personality tests with only two answers for every question are awful. Dr. Flash Amazing can't stand trying to shoehorn his personality into either this or that. They need a "Maybe" answer for every question.

Fags.

You just can't fuck with riotous genius like that. Two thumbs up, way up!

Didn't he voluntarily post pictures of himself on manbeef.com or whatever that site was? He may be shit outta luck.

Time to find another job, man!

What kind of good republican would take sloppy seconds on Bill Clinton's cum dumpster, is what DFA wants to know. For shame!

Damn, Greg, you've really hit bottom now! Get a hold of yourself and think about what you just said, man!

Yes, yes, Dr. Flash Amazing understands that cutting down trees is necessary. The economic angle was interesting, though, since issues about logging are usually only in terms of greenies taking $$$ away from logging companies.

Dr. Flash Amazing suspected it all along!

A new timber plan from our good friends in the White House!

Could they belong to this mysterious individual? Rrrrooowwwrrr!

Is that Caveman on the left in the fabulous shimmery pants and comfortably stylish boots?

That's your mother? Looks like Iggy Pop in one of them Russian fur hats!

Jealous.

Thank you, sir. Back to the spray at hand!

Wimp, huh? Must've drawn some more blood. You want mommy to get you a Band-Aid brand adhesive bandage, li'l fella? There, there, it'll be OK.

Hey, it was a legitimate question. Doesn't it look like a boxing platypus to you? And anyway, DFA never spills Cheerios on the carpet, and always picks up his Barbies when he's done, uh, playing with them. Yeah.

Rob, on a totally unrelated topic, is your avatar a boxing platypus?

Nah, he's the 'super-whitey', so named for his appearance after taking a dousing in man goo. True fact, saw it on Springer!

Q. What's the difference between Captain Caveman and Michael Jackson? A. People are scared of Michael Jackson. Ohhh, that's gotta hurt!

Get OUT!

Nah, DFA will pass on the WWF bullshit. Much more fun to keep slowly bleeding your fragile ego with playground taunts and watch you lose your shit time and again. Do you have any idea how funny it is every time you threaten to kick the Doctor's ass? Two words, Ray: non-stop laugh riot.

You definitely maybe think so, huh, Detective Caveman? Maybe Ray deserves the title of Columbo, crotchety aspiring junior investigator that he is.

Nahhh ... great route with excellent features, low-key approach, brilliant summit, and the moves are all dialed. Just need to find the right weekend for the send and it's on! Mrs. DFA !

Did somebody say DRI? THERE'S A GIG AT FIFTH AND MAIN GONNA CATCH THE BUS OR TAKE THE TRAIN WE'LL STEAL OR FIND OR BORROW CASH AND WE'LL BE THERE READY TO THRASH THE BAND KICKS IN, THEY BEGIN TO RAGE NO-MAN'S LAND, IN FRONT OF THE STAGE POSEURS IN THE BATHROOM STILL LOOKING AT THEIR HAIR THRASHERS IN THE FOREGROUND DOING WHAT THEY DARE IN THE PIT, IN THE PIT, IN THE PIT, IN THE PIT IN THE PIT THRASHING AND SLAMMING LIKE HELL IN THE PIT TOMORROW THEY KNOW MAY NOT COME BANGING AND MOSHING LIKE THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT TO THE RAPID BEAT OF THE DRUM A BOOT TO YOUR FOREHEAD, A KNEE TO YOUR FACE YOUR NOSE AND LIPS START TO BLEED LIKE A WILD INDIAN FROM OUTERSPACE DRUNK AND HIGH ON WEED GUITAR SEEMS SO FUCKING LOUD PEOPLE WALKING ON THE CROWD DIVING OFF THE P.A. STACKS BREAKING ANKLES, NECKS AND BACKS THEN THE CIRCLE BEGINS IN THE PIT FISTS ARE FLYING, PEOPLE ARE GETTING HIT TOOTH CHIPPERS LEFT AND RIGHT SKINHEADS IN ANOTHER FIGHT BANGING HEADS AND BROKEN JAWS BECAUSE THERE ARE NOT LAWS IN THE PIT THEN YOU START THRASHING LIKE NEVER BEFORE STAGEDIVING, HEADWALKING LIKE MAD DOING YOUR THING ALL OVER THE FLOOR THE BEST TIME THAT YOU'VE EVER HAD YOU ARE HURT ALL OVER, BUT CAN'T FEEL A THING NOT UNTIL THE NEXT DAY THEN YOU'LL WAKE UP, STIFF AS A BOARD AND THE PAIN WON'T GO AWAY ANOTHER GIG AT FIFTH AND MAIN WE'LL CATCH THE BUS OR TAKE THE TRAIN WE'LL STEAL OR FIND OR BORROW CASH AND WE'LL BE THERE READY TO THRASH IN THE PIT, IN THE PIT, IN THE PIT, IN THE PIT IN THE PIT