Dr_Flash_Amazing

There are a couple of cliffs along the Colorado River in the Grand Canyon with salt seeping out of them, which would make for a sort of salt/mixed climb; they're pretty steep, too. Of course, they're sacred to the Hopi Indians, so you'd probably have to dodge arrows while you figure-four up the tenuous salt smears. Full value!

quote: Originally posted by Muir on Saturday: 1) organized religion is evil. Remember: think first, then speak! "2) i keep hearing arabs everywhere say the are not against the u.s., they are just opposed to "u.s. policies". i've come to conclude that when an arab says "u.s. policies" it is a euphemism for "people in the u.s. are not islamic fundamentalists". to hell with all of 'em." There are shitloads more people than just Arabs/Muslims who are anti-US policy and not anti-America. Kind of like being anti-SUV but not anti-car, or anti-sport climbing but not anti-climbing. Don't forget that this is a hot-button, big money issue for the media right now, so you're getting flooded with fear-mongering reports of Muslims causing havoc. If you think about how many Muslims there are in the world, you're smearing the malfeasance of a few on to a great many.

Hmm, thanks for the beta. As for the website, DFA is unschooled in the arcana of the computer arts. Perhaps Iain, computer geek and wiseacre extraordinaire, has some web info for you.

Speaking of Smartwool, does anyone out there (besides, of course, world famous alpinist and spokesmodel Ed Viesturs) have any experience with the stuff? Is it indeed superior to its synthetic cousins?

That movie is so damn funny. An all-time comedy classic. "Smokie, I ain't the smartest man in the world, but it looks like you over there takin' a shit!"

"Fag" is a "manlove sonnet"?

quote: Originally posted by Son of Caveman: I have a snowmobile. It is old, and the muffler fell off years ago, and it smokes something fierce, and I have stickers on it that say 'Show me you tits', and I ride it to the top of Baker, and I can always find my way home by following the oil slick back down the mountain. It's cool. I like Bush. Fag.

Need the Doctor remind you of the well-known Nostradamus prophecy which states that "he who would anger Dr. Flash Amazing would surely have great ill befall him." True dat.

Poor you! If you'd read FAST FOOD NATION you'd have known to stay away from that shit!

To quote the great Ice Cube, "fuck all y'all." Oh, and DFA owns neither Lycra nor a stick clip, so !

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quote: Originally posted by Dru: high school antigravity science project strange goings on in Utah That shit in Utah was fuckin' super- . Thoroughly bizarre.

Heathen perverts!

Are there more people with the cow skull avatar or the young African-American youth in goggles avatar?

"Free" energy source.

... is NOT FUNNY. So be it. [ 11-22-2002, 01:56 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

This thread is G-A-Y GAY!

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Yeah thats some smartwool right there. Sort of like the giant wooden rabbit in Holy Grail. RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

quote: Originally posted by iain: Are you referring to: "Just checking up on the state of the kingdom" Wool ewe cut it out with the ba-a-a-ad jokes and sheep attempts at humor?

Maybe it was the Rajhneeshis and their wacky spray bottles of, what was it, e coli again?

quote: Originally posted by wdietsch: DFA your statement above confirms that you were indeed NOT in attendance last night. This subject was covered by the dude that showed up with the "fatty" Dr. Flash Amazing will not give comment on this spurious and patently false accusation. Had your insane Festivale-fueled jealousy not clouded your vision, you surely would have remembered the Doctor tipping pints at your elbow. Tsk, tsk!

quote: Originally posted by freeclimb9: First the Holland America's cruise ship Amsterdam and now the Disney Cruise Line ship Magic. Over 1,000 people with "stomach flu". This has Al Qaeda written all over it. Sure it doesn't have "disgruntled underpaid cruise ship employee(s)" written all over it?

Dwayner/Sir Tom - DFA saw the film 'Enigma' last night. Your screenplay was first rate, however it was done a great disservice by the hamfisted direction of whatever hack Lorne Michaels and Mick Jagger scraped up to do the job. Cheery-o, then!

Did they actually put some new stuff up? The four month time limit hasn't elapsed on most of the problems yet! Plus isn't it expensive to put those holds through the dishwasher before the chalk has even filled in the texture yet?

Of course, none of you can expect to confirm that any one of you is or is not Dr. Flash Amazing. Honestly, how hard is it to make up a bunch of sport-o-centric spray and hackneyed leftist psychobabble on a bulletin board? WHO could be two-timing as the inimitable DFA? We may never know, gentlemen ...