Dr_Flash_Amazing

Don't worry; "compromising position" is just fancy college-talk for "no pants!"

Dreamtime!

quote: Originally posted by Son of Caveman: dfa you are so hebetudinous Looks like someone's a regular whiz with the thesaurus, eh?

quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: wish i could go ... DFA will try to get some pictures of C. Sharma in a compromising position. $5 a piece?

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Check this shit out!

Eat turkey, asseyes!

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: Hey, I was a SprayLord yesterday (just got fitted for my crown). Now I'm a "corporate cash waster". Anybody else have a new title? Will Trask become a "Turkey F'er" for the holiday season? Greg W P.S. DFA's a tool. I hope your drunken uncle vomits on your new Dave Graham action figure Greg, This Thanksgiving, may you choke on a chunk of stuffing just long enough that your oxygen-starved brain forgets all about mountains, ice, and natural pro, causing you to purchase a pair of tights and a rack of draws and spend the rest of your life clipping bolts and getting sketched over body-length "runouts." A holiday wish from Dr. Flash Amazing to you!

Q. Why do rednecks do it doggy style on Sundays? A. So they can both watch the NASCAR races!

Balls! DFA's PM system seems to be buggered as well! He got a message in the Inbox this morning, but the rest of it ain't workin'. For poop!

"we are the revenants, whoah-oh and we will rise up from the dead we become the living we come back to reclaim our stolen breath"

Sweet! Power to the peeps all the way!

"Collective bargaining, in my opinion, is a legal form of extortion and an attempt at mob rule." Mob rule? Like, where a bunch of people pull together to get the person in charge to run things how the group wants them run? Like one of those democracy things where people pull together to get the person in charge to ... hey, wait a minute!

Oh, oops. The Doctor thought those were two separate titles for other albums the way you had them in your post. Silly DFA!

quote: Originally posted by sexual chocolate: Hey, check out anything before his White House performance. I especially like Thelonius Himself, just him and a piano. There's also this cool big-band affair, Thelonius Sphere Monk, Monk's Blues. So hip-hop, yet so punk! Shit! Is the big-band album 'Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Monk'? 'Cause DFA was up in Seattle last weekend, and, whilst browsing Bop Street records' stacks of vinyl, came across the aforementioned for a mere 13 bucks, but didn't buy it, not knowing what to expect, beyond Mr. Monk and a big band.

quote: Originally posted by sexual chocolate: Gang Starr is NOT hip-hop, man. He has so co-opted the medium for his own enrichment. Thelonius Monk is WAY more hip-hop than Gang Starr could ever hope to be. "they give you wack contracts and try to make you go pop 'cause they have no regard for real hip-hop" "Suckers wanna rhyme cause they're eager to find the secret behind the way that I stomp all comp Just like a Timberland it's the Guru and Premier It's them again droppin the fly tracks and taking things over and never selling out cause I'm the hardcore composer" Don't front on the GURU, holmes.

Didn't we have this discussion already, but about punk rock and not hip hop? You're the Dwayner of music, SC. All the same, as DFA has been looking to expand the music collection to include more jazz, can you recommend some good Monk?

Trask, you're a discredit to the human race, you poultry-groping pervert.

The vomit sig was only in response to your own cruel and slanderous signature. Since you removed said affront to DFA's sensibilities, the Doctor has removed the (rather accurate) description of you relative to vomit.

Forget it, DFA must recant his statement in the face of Trask's superior knowledge of the latest scientific data. Oh, and: http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/malepreg.htm http://www.malepregnancy.com

quote: Originally posted by sisu suomi: Has anyone hear about the Chinese implanting the uterus of female humans into men, so that men can have a baby and not have a wife. Question: Where do the Chinese get the female volunteers to donate their uterus? Of course the birth would be cesarean. I guess the reason is so men can pick the sex of the offspring and have no woman involved, except her uterus and use of her eggs. You got played, boy. That shit's a hoax.

quote: Originally posted by trask: DFA, remove that nasty signature before I come down there and stuff a potato in your exhaust pipe. What, you don't like Gang Starr? You obviously "have no regard for real hip-hop" as the GURU would say. Tsk tsk!

Take an Excedrin and deal with it, you pussy!

Or MAYBE NOT! Bwa ha ha ha HAAAA!!!

Isn't Stalin dead, old chap?