Dr_Flash_Amazing

quote: Originally posted by Dru: high school antigravity science project strange goings on in Utah That shit in Utah was fuckin' super- . Thoroughly bizarre.

Heathen perverts!

Are there more people with the cow skull avatar or the young African-American youth in goggles avatar?

"Free" energy source.

... is NOT FUNNY. So be it. [ 11-22-2002, 01:56 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

This thread is G-A-Y GAY!

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Yeah thats some smartwool right there. Sort of like the giant wooden rabbit in Holy Grail. RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

quote: Originally posted by iain: Are you referring to: "Just checking up on the state of the kingdom" Wool ewe cut it out with the ba-a-a-ad jokes and sheep attempts at humor?

Maybe it was the Rajhneeshis and their wacky spray bottles of, what was it, e coli again?

quote: Originally posted by wdietsch: DFA your statement above confirms that you were indeed NOT in attendance last night. This subject was covered by the dude that showed up with the "fatty" Dr. Flash Amazing will not give comment on this spurious and patently false accusation. Had your insane Festivale-fueled jealousy not clouded your vision, you surely would have remembered the Doctor tipping pints at your elbow. Tsk, tsk!

quote: Originally posted by freeclimb9: First the Holland America's cruise ship Amsterdam and now the Disney Cruise Line ship Magic. Over 1,000 people with "stomach flu". This has Al Qaeda written all over it. Sure it doesn't have "disgruntled underpaid cruise ship employee(s)" written all over it?

Dwayner/Sir Tom - DFA saw the film 'Enigma' last night. Your screenplay was first rate, however it was done a great disservice by the hamfisted direction of whatever hack Lorne Michaels and Mick Jagger scraped up to do the job. Cheery-o, then!

Did they actually put some new stuff up? The four month time limit hasn't elapsed on most of the problems yet! Plus isn't it expensive to put those holds through the dishwasher before the chalk has even filled in the texture yet?

Of course, none of you can expect to confirm that any one of you is or is not Dr. Flash Amazing. Honestly, how hard is it to make up a bunch of sport-o-centric spray and hackneyed leftist psychobabble on a bulletin board? WHO could be two-timing as the inimitable DFA? We may never know, gentlemen ...

quote: Originally posted by shredmaximus: No DFA as far as I can remember. Just how the Doctor likes it; in and out like the star quarterback with a rohypnoled prom queen, leaving you feeling a little dirty and confused, yet giddy at the thought of having rubbed elbows with the Northwest climbing community's most notorious and elusive celebrity. Bling bling! No DFA as far as you can remember. Uh huh. Whose autograph do you think you spent ten minutes scrubbing off your ass in the shower this morning, eh? BWAH HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!

quote: Originally posted by Winter: Question: Is DFA spouting his typical bullshit or did he show after I left? Ah, vatt eez dees "boolsheet" off vich yoo are spicking, plees? Dr. Flash Amaysink iss allvays on zee "up und up," yah.

BUSTED!!! Now someone change DFA's cedar shavings and refill his fawking water bottle, ASAP!

"sounds like you dudes represented. Sorry I missed out but things ran late for me." Yeah, no shit, you puss. Dr. Flash Amazing had a fine time shit-talking you for not showing up. "Things ran late for me." Yeah, right, you spineless snaffle sniffer. Didn't have the sack to show up and hang with the boys, oh no. Yeah, well, see you around, milktoast!

quote: Originally posted by mikeadam: here's how Muslims show their outrage: http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/africa/11/21/nigeria.missworld.ap/index.html Kill these savages with prejudice...Crusade. No, that's how Muslim extremists show their outrage. Hopefully you're not so deluded by fear and nationalist propaganda that you think all or even most Muslims act that way. Nice troll, by the way!

True. Did anybody catch Al 'n' Tipper on Fresh Air the other night? The guy couldn't just answer a question; you could almost hear the wheels turning in his head as he tried to figure out how to craft the most politically acceptable response. Fuckin' -o-rama.

Trask, you're so inappropriate. You kiss your mother with that mouth?

This thread is totally spray. Glen gets two demerits for posting it in the climbing forum!

You must have been what-ing when the other joke got posted?

Dr. Flash Amazing and some other PDX personages will be in attendance. The Doctor posted a link about this a month or so ago, and no one seemed interested. Bunch of lame-asses,if you ask DFA.

You're only a couple hours late on that one! http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=23;t=001199