Dr_Flash_Amazing

Amen, brother Trask. Perhaps the smartest thing you've never said!

Are you feeding those hamsters enough? A good high carb, high protein diet? And the abacus - have you upgraded to graphite rods and carbon fiber clicky things, or is it just wood? 'Cause it sounds like there's some room for improvement there.

You get all that, Trask?

Buck up, li'l camper! You can do it, you just need to stay focused.

Goodness, what appalling language!

Trask, you're crude and disgusting. Please take a time out and think about how you're behaving, and come back when you're not being petty and offensive. Thanks, The Management [edit]PS - Page top! [/edit]

Fuck the Americans that: Play the religion game to declare Bullshit Holy Wars. Want to bomb, shoot or injure Iraqi citizens merely on the basis of the country we come from, let alone other falsely fabricated ideas that they call justified. Play the honky morals game thinking that just because they are from a certain country it gives them rights to kill anyone and disrupt global determination.

Pansy-ass climber. While you were out getting sand in your crack and being all chalky and tapey, we've been doing the hard work of freedom and spraying like miscreant fire hydrants on crack. Go back to your desert and hump a cactus, you non-spraying sand wanker.

True, that.

No shit ... perfect wave of stone perforated with innumerable pockets, and in a nice high-desert atmosphere to boot! Looks stellar.

Isn't "without the lycra" kind of implicit in "gone wild"?

"Sellout! Yuppie! Soccer mom!" - hoodlums on 'The Simpsons' last night, while pummeling Nelson

Punk-ass. Damn Straight Beeotch!!!!

"Looks like you blew a seal." "Oh. No, it's just monkey jizz!"

Punk-ass.

Psh ... women!

Kids or parents with impressionable youngsters, perhaps it's time to find a good role model, someone from whom you or your child can learn the values, social skills, and ethics that one needs to be a successful person and a good citizen. Well, here's a shining suggestion, and a former professional athlete at that: http://espn.go.com/mlb/news/2003/0328/1530708.html

"Do as I say, not as I do", eh Trask?

Fuck you insensitive murderous pricks. Go strap yourselves to a bomb and take a dirt nap in Baghdad.

Trying to earn a little supplemental income before all the sailors leave town, Trask?

No, dude, war is rad, remember? Bomb 'em all to hell and all that? Haven't you been listening?

As if anyone could evade the boys at the fee station!

Wow, our boy Trask is really making an about-face lately! Bravo, ol' boy!